Monday, August 25, 2008

13 Rules That Indians Live By

Here Are the 13 Rules / Laws That India Lives By

1. The Other Side Law:

If my side of the road has a traffic jam, then I can start driving on the wrong side of the road, and all incoming cars will be rerouted via Meerut.

2. The No Queue Rule:

If there is a queue of many people, no one will notice me sneaking into the front as long as I am looking the other way.

3. The Mind over Matter Law:

If a red light is not working, four cars from different directions can easily pass through one another.

4. The Auto Axiom:

If I indicate which way I am going to turn my vehicle, it is an information security leak.

5. The In Spit of Thing:

The more I lean out of my car or bus, and the harder I spit, the stronger the roads become.

6. The Cinema Hall Fact:

If I get a call on my mobile phone, the film automatically goes into pause mode.

7. The Baraat/ Marriage Right:

When I'm on the road to marriage, all the roads in the city belong to me. To ME.

8. The Heart Of Things:

If I open enough buttons on my shirt, the pretty girl at the bus stop can see through my mal-deformed chest into the depths of my soul.

9. The Name Game:

It is very important for the driver behind me to memorize the nicknames of my children.

10. Parking Up The Wrong Tree:

When I double-park my car, the road automatically widens so that the traffic is not affected.

11. The Chill Bill Move:

When I park and block someone else's car I am giving him a chance to pause, relax, chill and take a few moments off from his rushed day.

12. The Bus Law:

If I stop my bus at the correct place near the bus stop, the city will explode and blow into 6 million pieces.

13. The VIP Rule:

There are only 3 important persons in this city -Me, I, and Myself!

Aren't these rules followed religiously and with vigor in all cities and towns in our 'Mera Bharat Mahan'?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

this is awsome , im lauffin like never before