Thursday, November 13, 2008
Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know.
One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel, and Lulu was among them.
The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway when suddenly, Lulu's grandma came by and saw her granddaughter.
Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?" Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Lulu told her grandmother that the policemen were there passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for some.
"Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself", and she proceeded to the back of the line.
A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all of the prostitutes.
When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, "Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it?" Grandma replied,"Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck them dry."
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Little Johnny walks into his Mother's room and catches her topless.
"Mommy, Mommy, what are those?" he says, pointing to her breasts.
"Well, Son, these are balloons, and when you die, they inflate and float you up to heaven."
Incredibly, he appears to believe this explanation and goes off quite satisfied.
Two days later, while his mother is making tea, he rushes into the kitchen.
"Mommy, Mommy, Aunt Elise is dying!"
"What do you mean?" says his Mother.
"Well, she's out in the garden shed, lying on the floor with both of her balloons out.
Daddy is trying to blow them up for her, and she keeps yelling, 'God, I'm coming! God, I'm coming!'
Monday, November 3, 2008
AWSOME SONG , CHOCOLATE PUMA - ALWAYS AND FOREVER [ RE-REMIXED ]
VIDEO MADE BY KARAN