Tuesday, December 9, 2008

MARKETING CONCEPTS DURING A PARTY

Its really really Kool, check it out, worth reading specially the last 2 scenarios.....

MARKETING CONCEPTS DURING A PARTY ---------------------------------



You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm very rich. Marry me!" That's DIRECT MARKETING.



You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very rich. Marry him." That's ADVERTISING.



You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." That's TELE-MARKETING.



You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride,and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?" That's PUBLIC RELATIONS.



You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.She walks up to you and says,; "You are very rich.." That's BRAND RECOGNITION.



You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm very rich. Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. That's CUSTOMER FEEDBACK!!!



You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say, "Im very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. That's DEMAND & SUPPLY GAP.



You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say,
"I'm very rich. Marry me!" She turns her face towards you ------- she is your wife! That's COMPETITION EATING INTO YOUR MARLET SHARE.


Wasn't the last one a 'CLASSIC'..


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