Dumbest Kid !!

Dumbest Kid

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his
Customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it
to you."
The barber puts a five rupee coin in one hand and two one rupee coins in
the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"

The boy takes the two one rupee coins and leaves.

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out
of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question?

Why did you take two one rupee coins instead of five rupee coin?"
The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because THE DAY I TAKE THE FIVERUPEE COIN, THE GAME IS OVER !!!

Breaking News

Breaking news has assumed a new meaning for Indian news channels. Gone are the days when a breaking news came once in six months. The time of the kargil wars has passed. The times of cats, dogs and bollywood stars has begun.


Breaking News # 1



This "breaking news" ponders on the eating habits of Rahul (I assume Gandhi) and how these habits will help make a better India. What if he was eating pork or beef now? I wonder what kind of response that would have invoked.

Breaking News # 2



This "breaking news" is probably to bring to notice the new civil rights movement started for cats by cats. Cats have played second fiddle to dogs for a long time now and it seems they want to show some assertiveness that they are not to be taken lightly.

Breaking News # 3



This "breaking news" takes us through details on how and when Amitabh caught influenza (the common cold) and what repurcussions it will have for the times to come. Will Bollywood ever be the same again?

Breaking News # 4



This "breaking news" takes the viewers through the long Odysseus' like journey of the commisioner's dog and how it finally made it's way back home. I am sure this one made housewives weep.

Sad, really sad is all I can say.......Not only is this kind of news "sold", it's also "bought"

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Forever With you !!

Forever with you !!

I wish the Sun will never Rise,
In my Arms You'd stay all Night,
I can see Forever in your Eyes,
When i hold you close & tight.

I wish your Kisses will never end,
If just for a moment time stands Still,
Not only my Lover, But my Best Friend,
My most Treasured Dreams you Fulfill.

I wish that our hands will never part,
As you know you're Forever in my Heart,
Stay beside Me, I'll guide the Way,
The thought that starts and ends each day.

I wish that together we will grow old,
Nothing Makes me smile the way you do,
We'll be the greatest Fairy Tale ever told,
I promise my love will never be Untrue.
As i promise again there would be No one in this world Besides You.

I wish the Sun would never rise,
When we're Apart............ i Want to DIE,
i can see Forever in You're eyes,
& i Don't want to say Good-Bye.
-Karan/Aaron

Simply Love these Pictures

The Best Job Application Ever

This is an actual job application from a 18 year old boy to McDonalds,
and he got the job for being so honest and funny.

Name: *******

Sex: Not yet I'm saving myself for the right person.

Desired position: Company's President/Vice President. But seriously,
whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be
applying here in the first place.

Desired Salary: 1,85,000 a year plus stock option and should it not work
out - a Michael Ovitz style severance package. Seriously, make an offer
and we can haggle.

Education: Yes

Last position held: Target for middle management hostility.

Salary: Less than I am worth.

Most notable achievement: My incredible collection of stolen pens and
post-it pads.

Reason for leaving: It sucked.

Hours available to work: Any.

Preferred hours: 1.30 - 3.30pm (with 1/2 hour lunch break). Monday ,
Tuesday & Thursday only.

Do you have any special skills? Yes, but they're better suited to a more
intimate environment.

May we contact your current employer - If I had one, would I be here?

Do you have any physical conditions that would prohibit you from lifting
up to 50 lbs? Of what?

Do you have a car - I think the more appropriate question here would be
"Do you have a car that runs?"

Have you received any special awards or recognition? I may already be a
winner of the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstake.

Do you smoke? On the job - no, during breaks yes.

What would you like to be doing in five years? - Living in the Bahamas
with a fabulously wealthy sexy super model blonde, who thinks I am the
best thing since sliced bread. - There again I'd like to be doing that
now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR
KNOWLEDGE? - Yes, Absolutely.

Sign Here: LEO.

How Asians Take Photographs !!!

This is so Funny never ever try these poses ..........

Best Customer Service

Customer Service


A crowded United Air Lines flight was cancelled. A single agent was
assigned to rebook a long line of unhappy inconvenienced travelers. She
was doing her best when suddenly an angry customer pushed his way to her
desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and shouted: "I don't
want to stand in line. I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be
FIRST CLASS and RIGHT NOW!" The young agent replied, "I'm sorry, sir,
I'll try to help you but I've got to help these folks first. I'm sure
we'll be able to work things out for you." The angry passenger was
unimpressed and unrelenting. He asked loudly, so that all the passengers
could hear, "I don't want to stand in line! Do you have any idea who I
am?" Without hesitation, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address
microphone. "May I have you attention, please," her voice bellowed
through the terminal. We have a passenger here WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE
IS. If anyone can help him identify himself, please come to the gate."
With the crowd laughing hysterically, he glared at her and swore "Fuck
you!" Without flinching, she smiled an said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll
have to stand in line for that too!"

Some funny Xam Papers

This really Recalls my School days ......

The Husband Store!

The Husband Store!

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a
woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance
is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY
ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may
choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a
floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a
woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are
extremely
good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead
good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead
gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this
floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit
the
building, and have a nice day!

Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who
can
handle the truth!



Can u handle the truth??????