Life may not be as bad as it could get

Life may not be as bad as it could get

A father, passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope,
propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad." With the
worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with
trembling hands.



Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and
you.
I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I
knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercing, tattoos,
her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I
am. But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a caravan in the bush,
and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of
having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that
marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves,
and trading it with the other people in our area, for all the cocaine
and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find
a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 now, and I now know how to take care of myself.
Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your
many grandchildren.

Love,
Your son,
Peter.

PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school
report that's on my desk. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to
come home

MARKETING CONCEPTS DURING A PARTY

Where's the party 2nite ??

Its really really Kool, check it out, worth reading specially the last 2
scenarios.....

MARKETING CONCEPTS DURING A PARTY
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You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say,
"I'm very rich. Marry me!"
That's DIRECT MARKETING.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,
"He's very rich. Marry him."
That's ADVERTISING.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number.
The next day you call and say,
"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's TELE-MARKETING.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.You get up and straighten your
tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her,
pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride,and then say,
"By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"
That's PUBLIC RELATIONS.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.She walks up to you and says,;
"You are very rich.."
That's BRAND RECOGNITION.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say,
"I'm very rich. Marry me"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's CUSTOMER FEEDBACK!!!

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say,
"Im very rich. Marry me!"
And she introduces you to her husband.
That's DEMAND & SUPPLY GAP.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say,
"I'm very rich. Marry me!"
She turns her face towards you ------- she is your wife!
That's COMPETITION EATING INTO YOUR MARLET SHARE.

Wasn't the last one a 'CLASSIC'..

CHEERS GUYS...

Car Game

car game to play .. yippie atlast

Driver - Play Now! A fun driving game with many famous courses.

Beuaty from the Lenses

Photography is something which i really love & Camera is one of my best Friend as you will always see my camera along lol [ i knw thats funny ] but probably im passionate about photography. Beautiful Pictures like these encourages to experiment with my camera ... trust me one of the finest picture collections but unfortunately not by me .. and maybe you will be encouraged too photography






























im so sure u liked it .. lemme know

COMPANY RULES WHICH ARE CHANGING

COMPANY RULES WHICH ARE CHANGING

It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If
we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you
are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. If you
dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you
buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress
just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not
need a raise.

Sick Days

We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If
you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Personal Days

Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called
your weekly offs

Bereavement Leave

This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead
friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have
non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee
involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late
afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour
and subsequently leave one hour early.

Toilet Use

Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a
strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three
minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the
stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second
offence, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under
the "Chronic Offenders category". Anyone caught smiling in the picture
will be sanctioned under the company's mental health policy.

Lunch Break

Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so
that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch
to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Chubby people
get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a
Slim-Fast.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a
positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments,
concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations,
insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation
and input should be directed elsewhere.



The Management
XYZ Call Center

Meaning of ABCDEFG

" This is so True "

Americanisms

Haven't you always wondered how "Americanisms" would sound like if they

were translated literally to an average Indian on, say, the streets of Bombay (or elsewhere)?


Have a nice day! ----- * Achcha din lo!

What's up? ----- *Uppar kya hai?

You're kidding! ----- *Tum bachcha bana rahe ho!

Don't kid me! ----- * Mera bachcha mut banaao!

Yo, baby! What's up? -----* Beti Yo, uppar kya hai?

Cool man! -----* Thandaa aadmi!

Don't mess with me, dude.----- * Mere saath gandagee mat karo, ek
hustee.

Check this out, man! ----- * Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi!

She's so fine! ----- * Woh itnee baareek hai!

Listen buddy, that chick's mine, okay!?----- * Suno dost, woh choozaa
mera
hai, theek?

Hey good looking; what's cooking? ----- * Hey Sundari; kyaa pak raha
hai?

Are you nuts? ----- * Kya aap akhrot hain?

Son of a gun.----- * Bachcha bandook ka.

And the best one is.....

How do you do? ----- * Kaise karte ho?

General Body Meeting.... ----- *Saamanya Shaaririk Milan

C ya folks... -----(Dekhte hain doston) &

Keep in touch...... ----- (Chhoote Raho.....)

HARRY'S WORLD [ A ]

*** Parental Guidance ***

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her
students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"

Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the
3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd
grade too!"

Ms. Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the principals office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would
give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was
to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he
agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Harry: "9."



Principal: " What is 6 x 6?"

Harry: "36."

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader
should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go
to the 3rd grade."

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"



Harry, after a moment: "Legs."

Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!

Harry replied: "Pockets."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps in to?"

Harry: "Pants."

Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?"

Harry: "Coconut."

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"



The principals eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the
answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down
and a dog does on three legs?"

Harry: "Shake hands."

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a
lot of heat and excitement?"

Harry: "Firetruck."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry
in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong......

welcoming the rains

Atlast its raining ,i Love the rain , as it also reminds me of my bday ,im all wet, enjoying rains ......... and all excited for my b'day all of a sudden .

A day Older

Birthday is just around the corner ..... im gonna be a year older ... "21" sheesh im nervous and im happy , i really don't wanna become old .... i have no idea how should i celebrate my Birthday .... so if ull have any ideas post a comment i'll check on it ! ...