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New Contributors

2010-04-02T03:54:00.000-07:00

Would love to welcome the new contributors to our Joke Blog .. show some love to Navisha, Anuj & Danica .. they have some real stuff to share with you guys .... so wait and watch .... & there are more contributors to come ..... :)

The Banana Test

2010-04-02T03:47:00.000-07:00

THE BANANA TEST

There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,

a Lion,

a Chimpanzee,

a Giraffe,

and a Squirrel,

who pass by.

They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.

Who do you guess will win?

Your answer will reflect your personality.
So think carefully . . . Try and answer within 30 seconds.

Got your answer?

Now scroll down to see the analysis.

If your answer is:

Giraffe = you're unrealistic.

Lion = you're not honest.

Chimpanzee = you're a complete moron.

Squirrel = you're hopeless.

A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS.

Weekend is near, Obviously you're stressed and overworked. You should take some time off and relax!

An Idea Can Change Your Life....!

2010-04-02T03:40:00.000-07:00

An IDEA can change ur Life....!

An IDEA can change ur Life ...
But, a Girl Can change Ur IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Latest BlueTooth you can ever imagine

2010-04-02T03:34:00.000-07:00

Have You Seen The Latest bluetooth...

Its something you could ever imagine...

Most Cutest Women Football Team

2010-04-02T03:29:00.000-07:00

The most cutest women foot ball team from Middle east..

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courtesy : www.fropki.com

Weird Website Names

2010-04-02T03:11:00.000-07:00

Read Carefully.

Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today's world
you need a domain name.

It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not
just as you think it looks.

Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following
(legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services
but clearly didn't give their domain names enough consideration:

1. A site called 'Who Represents' where you can find the name of the agent
that represents a celebrity. Their domain name... wait for it..... is
www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice
and views at www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there's the Italian Power Generator company...
www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South
Wales: www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you're looking for computer software, there's always
www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church Their website is
www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there's these brainless art designers, and their whacky
website: www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
www.gotahoe.com

Do you guys have any more .. then post it on the comment box.

Interview

2009-03-10T23:09:00.000-07:00

OFFICER-----WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

CANDIDATE----M P. SIR

OFFICER--------TELL ME PROPERLY

CANDIDATE------MOHAN PAL SIR

OFFICER--------YOUR FATHER“S NAME?

CANDIDATE------M P. SIR

OFFICER--------WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

CANDIDATE------MANMOHAN PAL SIR

OFFICER--------WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION?

CANDIDATE------M P. SIR

OFFICER-------(ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT?

CANDIDATE------MATRIC PASS

OFFICER--------WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB?

CANDIDATE------M P. SIR

OFFICER--------AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

CANDIDATE------MONEY PROBLEM SIR

OFFICER--------THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW

CANDIDATE------M P. SIR

OFFICER--------WHAT IS IT NOW

CANDIDATE------MY PERFORMANCE.?

OFFICER--------M P!

CANDIDATE------WHAT IS THAT SIR?

OFFICER------- MENTALLY PUNCTURED

Funny Real Life Experiences

2009-02-22T01:16:00.000-08:00

Just thought to bring a cute smile on your face....

Ever spoken and wished you could take the words back, or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are a few people who do.... [ Real experiences ]

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I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly,

"How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blo* job?"

I turned around and walked back out and never went back.

My husband didn't say a word... he knew better.

--------------------------------------Melinda Lowe, 39,

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An insurance man visited me at home to talk about our mortgage insurance.
He was throwing a lot of facts and figures at me, and I wanted to follow as best I could, so I told my 6-year-old son to run and get me a pad.
He came back and handed me a Kotex right in front of our guest.

-------------------------------------Kathy Newman, 46

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I was taking a shower when my 2-year-old son came into the bathroom and wrapped himself in toilet paper.

Although he made a mess, he looked adorable, so I ran for my camera and took a few shots. They came out so well that I had copies made and included one with each of our Christmas cards.

Days later, a relative called about the picture, laughing hysterically, and suggesting I take a closer look.

Puzzled, I stared at the photo and was shocked to discover that in addition to my son, I had captured my reflection in the mirror

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I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls.

I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using.

After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store.

He asked if he could help me.

Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."

---------------------------------------- Colleen Collins, 31

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My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of nuts.

As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts."

My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget.

----------------------------------------Faye Emerick, 34

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This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks.

What happens when you predict snow but don't get any.....a true story...We had a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked:

"So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"

Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, they were laughing so hard!

The Clever Women

2009-02-05T01:45:00.000-08:00

The Clever Women

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said,
"Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"
The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world."
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".
The woman replied,
"That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me."So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said,
"That will make your husband the richest man in the world.And he will be ten times richer than you. "
The woman said,
"That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

Some More of Rajanikanth

2009-02-05T01:30:00.000-08:00

Rajanikanth makes onions cry.

Rajanikanth can delete the Recycling Bin.

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajanikanth’ PC will crash.

Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
Rajanikanth can build a snowman….. out of rain.

Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Rajanikanth can drown a fish.

Rajanikanth can play the violin…… …with a piano.

When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,……… …. he turns the dark off.

Rajanikanth once had a heart attack…… ……… his heart lost.

When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.

Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.

The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of all things.

Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Rajanikanth’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.

If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajanikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”

Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.

Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.

There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Rajanikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life… unless it gets in his way.

It takes Rajanikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.

Rajanikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.

Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.

With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajanikanth, the result is death.

Sardar Joke

2009-02-05T01:21:00.000-08:00

> A mad dog is chasing a sardar. The sardar laughs while running.

Know > why?

> > He says mera to Airtel hai phir bhi Hutch ka network follow kar raha > hai.

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> Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends.

> > I am Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid and this is my

> kidney.

COMPANY RULES WHICH ARE CHANGING

2009-02-05T01:10:00.000-08:00

COMPANY RULES WHICH ARE CHANGING

It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

Sick Days :
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Personal Days :
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called your weekly offs

Bereavement Leave :
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

Toilet Use :
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders category". Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's mental health policy.

Lunch Break :
Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

The Management
XYZ company

Facts about the words of wisdom

2009-01-31T05:51:00.000-08:00

Facts about the words of wisdom:

Some of the most significant messages people deliver to one another often come in just three words.

When spoken or conveyed, those statements have the power to forge new friendships, deepen old ones and restore relationships that have cooled. The following three-word phrases can enrich every relationship.

I'LL BE THERE - Being there for another person is the greatest gift we can give. When we are truly present for other people, important things happen to them and to us. We are renewed in love and friendship. We are restored emotionally and spiritually. 'Being there' is at the very very core of civility.

MISS YOU - Perhaps more relationships could be salvaged and strengthened if couples simply and sincerely said to each other, "I miss you." This powerful affirmation tells partners they are wanted, needed, desired and loved.

I RESPECT YOU - Respect is another way of showing love. Respect conveys the feeling that another person is a true equal. It is a powerful way to affirm the importance of a relationship.

MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT - This phrase is highly effective in diffusing an argument and restoring frayed emotions. The flip side of "maybe you're right" is the humility of admitting "maybe I'm wrong."

PLEASE FORGIVE ME - Many broken relationships could be restored and healed if people would admit their mistakes and ask for forgiveness. All of us are vulnerable to faults, foibles and failures. A man should never be ashamed to own he has been in the wrong, which is but saying, in other words, that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.

I THANK YOU - Gratitude is an exquisite form of courtesy. People who enjoy the companionship of good, close friends are those who don't take daily courtesies for granted. They are quick to thank their friends for their many expressions of kindness. On the other hand, people whose circle of friends is severely constricted often do not have the attitude of gratitude.

COUNT ON ME - "A friend is one who walks in when others walk out," Loyalty is an essential ingredient for true friendship; it is the emotional glue that bonds people. Those who are rich in their relationships tend to be steady and true friends. When troubles come, a good friend is there, indicating "you can count on me."

LET ME HELP - The best of friends see a need and try to fill it. When they spot a hurt they do what they can to heal it. Without being asked, they pitch in and help.

I UNDERSTAND YOU - People become closer and enjoy each other more if they feel the other person accepts and understands them. Letting others know in so many little ways that you understand him or her is one of the most powerful tools for healing your relationship.I suppose the 3 little words that U were expecting to see have to be reserved for those who are special; that is I LOVE YOU.

The Truth Test

2009-01-31T05:44:00.000-08:00

Its Time to do some work, Got a Personality Test for you try it !.......

If you are honest this tells the truth - it's pretty good.
Write your answers on a piece of paper.
No cheating

The answers are at the bottom of this page.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like Sydney or Brisbane more?

9. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat)
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Answers ....

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:
Red- You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black - you are conservative and aggressive.
Green - your soul is relaxed and you are laid back
Blue - you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow- you are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:
A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.....

5. If you chose.....
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend

7. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

8. If you chose:

Sydney: You like adventure.
Brisbane: You are a laid back person.

9. If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love and are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you send this to five people in one hour. Send it to ten people, and it will come true before your next birthday!

Why did Jayalalitha have a Heart attack ?

2009-01-23T11:58:00.000-08:00

There is a popular story saying that wherever you go, you will find at least one Rajinikanth fan.

Here is an interesting new story.

Rajinikanth was bragging to Jayalalitha one day,

"You know, I know everyone there is to know.

Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.

"Tired of his boasting, Jayalalitha called his bluff,

"OK, Rajini how about Jennifer Lopez?"

"Sure, yes, Jen and I are old friends, and I can prove it" Rajini said.

So Rajini and Jayalalitha fly out to Hollywood and knock on Jennifer Lopez's door, and sure enough, Jennifer Lopez & Marc Anthony shouts"Thalaiva! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!".

Although impressed, Jayalalitha is still skeptical.After they leave Lopez's house, she tells Rajini that she thinks Rajini knowing JLO was just lucky.

"No, no, just name anyone else" Rajini says.

"President Bush", Jayalalitha quickly retorts.

"Yes", Rajini says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington".

And off they go.

At the White House, Bush spots Rajini on the tour and motions him , saying,

"Rajini, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up".

Well, Jayalalitha is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced.

After they leave the White House grounds, he implores her to name anyone else.

"The Pope," Jayalalitha replies.

"Sure!" says Rajini, "My folks are from Germany and I've known the Pope a long time".

So off they fly to Rome.

Rajini and Jayalalitha are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Rajini says, "This will never work.

I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people.

Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."

And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican.

Sure enough, half an hour later Rajini emerges with the Pope on the balcony..But by the time Rajini returns, he finds that Jayalalitha had a Heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.

Working his way to Jayalalitha's side, Rajini asks her, "What happened?"

Jayalalitha looks up and says,

"I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said,'Who's that on the balcony with Rajini?' "

Newton - The Father of Physics committed suicide

2009-01-23T11:38:00.000-08:00

Newton - The Father of Physics committed suicide, you know why?Here are the reasons:

Once he came to India and He watched a few Tamil movies and had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logics and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done. In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extentthat he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes:

1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our greatRajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bulletpasses through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he iscured. Long Live Rajanikanth!

2) In one of the movies, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet. Guess, whathe does....... He holds a knife in his hand and throws at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts thebullet into 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters on each side of themiddle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.

3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but he has no bullets in it. Guess what he does. Nah not even in yourremotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon asthe gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of hisrevolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... And the gangster dies....

This was too much for our Newton to take and he was completely shakenand he decided to go back. But he happened to see a movie for one lasttime! and thought that at least one movie will follow his theory ofphysics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in theworld hasn't changed.

Oops not so fast.

The Climax finally arrives.

Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanthcan't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques thatour heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because its the climax. (Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible). Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from hispocket (Probably a backup). He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached the height of the wall, he shoots at the trigger ofthe first gun in air, with his second gun. Now the first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

Newton commits Suicide.

May his soul rest in peace.

Chandi Chowk 2 China: Stephen Chow meets Bollywood Drama

2009-01-20T02:00:00.001-08:00

In simple words, this movie wasn't so bad, it was watchable. People gave it scathing reviews and ended up comparing it with blockbusters from the past like sholay and seeta aur geeta and even kung fu panda. Oh come on, get a life. There have been hundreds and thousands of movies made that every movie seems like, is inspired by or is based on another movie anyway. Although this movie seemed like something Stephen Chow would do(see Kung Fu Hustle, Shaolin Soccer). Actually I think he might have given justice to the movie and would have made it 10X better.

Akshay Kumar was alrite. He's already mastered being an idiot so nothing new, nothing exciting, Yawn.. moving on Mithun was a surprise, well not really but he had made a good impression on the movie. Deepika was the typical babe of the movie, women should seriously get good roles in Indian movies or just turn down these masala roles, but she did a way better job in this movie than in BAH or OSO. Ranvir delivered. People of the chinese place were a bit overplayed but i guess it was part of the script. The villain, Hojo(whatever the spelling) was okay, so-so. Officer Chang was really good though. I didn't expect any breakthrough performances from anyone anyway.

Cinematography was okay, the script was okay too, some dialogs fell short though like the "yahan mera kaccha fat raha hai, aur tumhe kuch aacha nahi lagra ha" (the writers were clearly on crack). Location was typical kung fu movie location. In short not that great but bearable.

For a country[India] that can't seem to get enough of Kung Fu(HBO in india plays kung fu movies all the time, its so nauseating), this movie got a really cold reception. I think the ff should take the blame:
1. Heavy promotion as a comedy flick, which doesn't really deliver.
2. Tried, tested and overused formula of a nobody becoming the hero at the end.
3. People are getting bored of seeing Akshay Kumar in the same role again n again.
4. People are getting bored of Akshay Kumar period.
5. The key comedy and action scenes were already shown in trailers. I had this same problem with Shrek 2, they had shown all the funny comedy scenes in the trailers that I couldn't enjoy them in the movie per se.
6. A very predictable storyline. Obviously this was a bummer. I mean its a Warner Bros project, you expect something huge, but this movie fell short.
7. Ghajini has left people more inclined to viscious-mind boggling action sequences.
8. The promos had raised the movie-goers expectations way higher than they should have.
9. The director. :D

To enjoy it fully I recommend you to try dodging all spoilers, reviews (scathing ones to be specific) and trailers. No expectations. It's not a no brainer, bring your brain with you but leave your i-have-an-opinion-about-everything-attitude at home or just wait for it to be shown on cable, that way you won't be disappointed...:D

Goodbye Pres Bush and Thanks for the Funnies

2009-01-17T04:22:00.000-08:00

January 20 marks the day when US President George W. Bush ends his 8-year term. So let us commemorate his departure with the happy memories ummmmm funny memories rather that he's given us. Here are a couple of his hilarious verbal lapses...

1. "They misunderestimated me."
Bentonville, Arkansas, 6 November, 2000
> XD

2. "There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on... shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again."
Nashville, Tennessee, 17 September, 2002
> lol yeah dude you gotta brush up on your sayings or you'll make a fool of yourself, oops you already did...:P

3. "There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead."
Washington DC, 11 May, 2001
> lmfao, no comments

4. "The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorise himself."
Grand Rapids, Michigan, 29 January, 2003
> XD

5. "Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat."
Washington DC, 17 September, 2004
> this is why i suggested you brush up on your sayings, mixing two sayings doesnt really make it more intense....

6. "Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"
Florence, South Carolina, 11 January, 2000
> :O are you?

7. "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.''
Townsend, Tennessee, 21 February, 2001
> hmmmmn did you?

8. "It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."
Reuters, 5 May, 2000
>lol

9. "I do remain confident in Linda. She'll make a fine Labour Secretary. From what I've read in the press accounts, she's perfectly qualified."
Austin, Texas, 8 January, 2001

10. "First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill."
Washington DC, 19 May, 2003
>XD

11. "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYN's aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country."
Poplar Bluff, Missouri, 6 September, 2004
> haha this is just retarded in so many levels

12. "Those who enter the country illegally violate the law."
Tucson, Arizona, 28 November, 2005
> duh isnt illegal supposed to mean violating the law...

13. "I have a different vision of leadership. A leadership is someone who brings people together."
Bartlett, Tennessee, 18 August, 2000
> XD

14. "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
Washington DC, 5 August, 2004
> haha talk about confessing...

And the funniest...

15.
"You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror."
CBS News, Washington DC, 6 September, 2006

SOURCE:

ULTIMATE INTERVIEW

2009-01-10T00:37:00.000-08:00

ULTIMATE INTERVIEW.

One young man went for an IAS Interview."When did India get independence?" He was asked. "The efforts began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947" He replied."Who was responsible for our independence?""There were so many. Whom to mention? If I name one, it will be a injustice to another." He replied."Is corruption the number one enemy in our country?""Some research is going on the subject and I can answer with certainly only after seeing the report" He replied.The interview board was very pleased with his original and thoughtful answers and asked him not to reveal the questions to others, since they were planning to ask the same questions. When he went out naturally others were curious to know what was asked. He politely declined, but Santa would not leave him. "Ok, dont tell me the questions, but at least tell me the answers" he pleaded, and our friend obliged.Then it was the turn of this Santa. When he went inside, since his resume was slightly illegible, the board member asked him." By the way, what is your date of birth?"He replied, "The effort began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947."Somewhat puzzled, they asked another clarification. "What is your fathers name?"He replied, "There were so many. Whom to mention". If I name one, it will be injustice to another".The interviewer was incensed."Hey! Are you mad or what?"He replied. "Some research is going on the subject. I can answer with certainty only after seeing the report."

MARKETING CONCEPTS DURING A PARTY

2008-12-09T01:20:00.000-08:00

Its really really Kool, check it out, worth reading specially the last 2 scenarios.....

MARKETING CONCEPTS DURING A PARTY ---------------------------------

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm very rich. Marry me!" That's DIRECT MARKETING.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very rich. Marry him." That's ADVERTISING.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." That's TELE-MARKETING.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride,and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?" That's PUBLIC RELATIONS.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.She walks up to you and says,; "You are very rich.." That's BRAND RECOGNITION.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm very rich. Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. That's CUSTOMER FEEDBACK!!!

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say, "Im very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. That's DEMAND & SUPPLY GAP.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say,
"I'm very rich. Marry me!" She turns her face towards you ------- she is your wife! That's COMPETITION EATING INTO YOUR MARLET SHARE.

Wasn't the last one a 'CLASSIC'..

CHEERS GUYS...

Powerful Spell 1,2,3.

2008-11-13T01:19:00.000-08:00

A man had been troubled by his inability to achieve an erection.

After visiting numerous doctors and not getting any help he decided to consult a witch doctor. The witch doctor threw some herbs in the fire,shook his rattle,and danced wildly.

When he was through he said,

'I have placed a powerful spell on you, but it will only work once a year. When you are ready just say...1,2,3, and you will get the largest erection that you have ever had. After your wife has been satisfied she simply has to say, 1,2,3 and it will be gone for one year.'

Later that night as the man lay in bed he said to his wife,'Watch this! 1,2,3!' His organ sprang to life, larger and stiffer than ever before.

His wife was amazed, she smiled and said,'That's great! But what did you say 1,2,3, for?

Disgusting word written on the board

2008-11-13T01:00:00.000-08:00

One day when the teacher walked to the blackboard,

she noticed someone had written the word 'PENIS' in tiny letters.

She turned around and scanned the class looking for a guily face.

Finding none, she quickly erased it and began class.

The next day, she went into the room, she noticed in large letters the word 'PENIS' again; this time written about halfway across the board.

Again she looked around in vain for the culprit, so she proceeded with the day's lesson.

Every morning for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the same disgusting word written on the board, each day's larger than the previous one.

Finally one day, she walked in expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board but instead found the words: 'The more you rub it, the bigger it gets.'

Salman is an idiot

2008-11-13T00:43:00.000-08:00

Salman Khan arrives home to find 'Salman is an idiot' written right in front of his door.

He says to his friend: 'That's strange - this seems to be written in urine.... Do some tests and find out who did it.'

Later that day, his friend returns to Salman.

'Bad news, I'm afraid! The urine is that of Vivek Oberoi!' 'I would have expected that...', Salman says,

'Why is that bad?' 'Well, the handwriting is Aishwarya's!'

Grandma's free Oranges

2008-11-13T00:00:00.000-08:00

Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know.

One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel, and Lulu was among them.

The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway when suddenly, Lulu's grandma came by and saw her granddaughter.

Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?" Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Lulu told her grandmother that the policemen were there passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for some.

"Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself", and she proceeded to the back of the line.

A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all of the prostitutes.

When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, "Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it?" Grandma replied,"Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck them dry."

Explaining Balloons

2008-11-04T22:23:00.000-08:00

Little Johnny walks into his Mother's room and catches her topless.

"Mommy, Mommy, what are those?" he says, pointing to her breasts.

"Well, Son, these are balloons, and when you die, they inflate and float you up to heaven."

Incredibly, he appears to believe this explanation and goes off quite satisfied.

Two days later, while his mother is making tea, he rushes into the kitchen.

"Mommy, Mommy, Aunt Elise is dying!"

"What do you mean?" says his Mother.

"Well, she's out in the garden shed, lying on the floor with both of her balloons out.

Daddy is trying to blow them up for her, and she keeps yelling, 'God, I'm coming! God, I'm coming!'

Chocolate Puma - Always and Forever [ re-remixed ]

2008-11-03T22:58:00.001-08:00

AWSOME SONG , CHOCOLATE PUMA - ALWAYS AND FOREVER [ RE-REMIXED ]

VIDEO MADE BY KARAN

Download James morrison feat Nelly furtado - broken strings

2008-10-11T04:46:00.000-07:00

Download new song from James morrison feat Nelly furtado - broken strings 2008 ...

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Awsome song, download it :- right click and save target to your computer

James Morrison Broken Strings Lyrics

Let me hold you

For the last time

It’s the last chance to feel again

But you broke me

Now I can’t feel anything
When I love you,

It’s so untrue

I can’t even convince myself

When I’m speaking,

It’s the voice of someone else
Oh it tears me up

I try to hold on, but it hurts too much

I try to forgive, but it’s not enough to make it all okay
You can’t play on broken strings

You can’t feel anything that your heart don’t want to feel

I can’t tell you something that ain’t real
Oh the truth hurts

And lies worse

How can I give anymore

When I love you a little less than before
Oh what are we doing

We are turning into dust

Playing house in the ruins of us
Running back through the fire

When there’s nothing left to save

It’s like chasing the very last train when it’s too late
Oh it tears me up

I try to hold on, but it hurts too much

I try to forgive, but it’s not enough to make it all okay
You can’t play on broken strings

You can’t feel anything that your heart don’t want to feel

I can’t tell something that ain’t real
Well the truth hurts,

And lies worse

How can I give anymore

When I love you a little less than before
But we’re running through the fire

When there’s nothing left to save

It’s like chasing the very last train

When we both know it’s too late (too late)
You can’t play on broken strings

You can’t feel anything that your heart don’t want to feel

I cant tell you something that ain’t real
Well truth hurts,

And lies worseHow can I give anymore

When I love you a little less than before
Let me hold you for the last timeIt’s the last chance to feel again

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2008-10-10T04:05:00.000-07:00

Have You Ever Seen an Advertisement Informing About their PRICE HIKE...

It Appears to be "SOLD OUT" To me What Can You See 8-)....

I Would Never Go in a Restroom where I Have to Buy USED TISSUE errrghhh !

I Pity The person Who Went Hunting For the Toilet After Reading this Direction Board

Japlish - When "L" is substituted with "R" ... and this is what happens!!!

Their mags need refrigeration....

Maybe in Japan, there are Males who are not 'Man'

Ipod Atlast Have a Competition, sheesh Praying MP3 What a Asome Technology

Water Can Be constructed too, Dont You believe me ............

In Short It means, Jumping + Elevator = Jail .

I've Got Cheesefearphobia

The best so far.... What On Earth was this guy trying to Advertise ?

Quite Advanced, They even have a room for this...

Funny Happy Birthday Song

2008-09-29T22:26:00.000-07:00

Happy BirthdayHappy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Well, it’s time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year
We’ll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer
You should be good and happy that there’s something you can eat
A million npeople every day are starving in the street
Your daddy’s in the gutter with the wretched and the poor
Your mama’s in the kitchen with a can of cycle four
There’s garbage in the water
There’s poison in the sky
I guess it won’t be long before we’re all gonna die
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Well, what’s the matter little friend, you think this party is the pits
Enjoy it while you can, we’ll soon be blown to bits
The monkeys in the pentagon are gonna cook our goose
Their finger’s on the button, all they need it an excuse
It doesn’t take a military genius to see
We’ll all be crispy critters after world war iii
There’s nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can hide
When they drop the big one, we all get fried
(come on boys and girls, sing along, ok? )
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Wow! (background screaming, sound effect)
Well there’s a punk in the alley and he’s looking for a fight
There’s an arab on the corner buying everything in sight
There’s a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed
Seems that everywhere you look today there’s misery and greed
I guess you know the earth is gonna crash into the sun
But that’s no reason why we shouldn’t have a little fun
So if you think it’s scary, if it’s more than you can take
Just blow out the candles and have a piece of cake
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Wow!
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
(happy birthday!)
And a pinch to grow an inch!

Weird Al Yankovic

A Simple Call

2008-09-29T09:33:00.000-07:00

A SIMPLE CALL

Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangement. .

Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.

Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tution: I have work for a week, so you need not come for class.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a week I don't have class 'coz my teacher is busy. Lets spend the week together.

Grandpa make call to his secretary: This week I am spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting.

Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss has some work, we cancelled our trip.

Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tution: This week we will have class as usual.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can't give you company.

Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don't worry this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement .

Facts for a Real Friendship

2008-09-22T04:16:00.000-07:00

Facts for a Real Friendship

Understand that all friendships should be give-and-take relationships. Sometimes that means the give-and-take is unevenly distributed. It's just a fact of life, and if you want to continue relationships with friends who just don't have much to give at this time, you will need to accept it. Sometimes, it really is all on you - sometimes it's you giving 100% while they give 0%, while other times, it seems to be a more equitable balance of 50/50. That's life, and it's normal.

Let them know you welcome all contact with them. Sometimes, friends shy away from calling - they don't want to "bug you," or they think they need a "reason" to call and catch up, or to reach out to you. By making sure your voice is welcoming, or that you respond as soon as possible to emails, etc., you will let them know they don't need any reason to make contact; they can call just to talk, and you'll be glad to hear from them.

Use humor to lighten the situation when you mention it. Going up to your friend as if you are a jealous lover, yelling at him or her, acting all depressed because you feel left out, etc. will not make your friend leap to call more often. It will make him or her run like the wind - who needs the drama? Instead, affect some sort of goofy accent or use some other method of clearly joking - do not be pointed about it, insulting, petulant, etc. Above all, know when to quit - make a quick joke: "Oy, Brandon, you nevah call, you nevah write - what am I to think? That you don't love me, that's what!" And then chuckle, say, "I know you're so busy - but I love to hear from you, I miss you." And drop it. Don't keep it going, just let it go.

Realize that you may be the "needier" friend at a time when your friend needs space. If this is the case, the most successful and best type of friend you can be is an understanding one. If you make repeated attempts to get your buddy to stay in touch, but s/he doesn't, it may be that life's pressures and demands are weighing heavier on your friend than on you. While you may have loads of time and disposable cash, your friend may be struggling financially, or under the load of classes, etc. Rather than burden you with his or her problems, your friend may simply withdraw for a little while, until circumstances ease. Be sensitive to this. It may be a time for you to probe a little ("I'm concerned about you - you've seemed to withdraw for a little bit. Is there a problem I could help with?") or to respect the unspoken request for distance. Just be open and friendly, letting your friend know that when s/he is ready to make contact, you will be there.

Back off. Once you're clear that your friend is not going to reach out or confide in you, but simply seems less into your friendship than you are, back away for the time being. Let your friend struggle through whatever is going on in his or her life without harassment. Let your friend know that you are there and still care for him or her by sending an email every week or two, texting something innocuous, or just calling and leaving a message occasionally. A text like "R u busy? Call me?" is fine. But if s/he doesn't answer, let it go - don't follow up. Or leave a message like "Hey, Jonah, this is Robin. I'm just calling to say hi - we hadn't chatted in a while and I had a few minutes free. I was just hoping to catch up a little. If you get a chance later, give me a call - otherwise, hope everything's okay, and just wanted to let you know I'm thinking of ya. Chat with ya soon." These are non-predatory, non-threatening attempts at contact, and have a sincere message that you care attached. But the caution here is, once you've called and left one message, let that be enough.

Accept reality. Sometimes, distancing Friends from you is your friend's way of letting you know that right now, the friendship just is not a priority to him. If it's tremendously important to you that all friendships be maintained daily, weekly, monthly, etc., then this is not the friend for you. Many friendships naturally drift - that is to say that, sometimes, you are very close to this person, and other times, you have no contact. Many friends of very long-standing have had the experience of falling out of touch with one another for years at a time. Eventually, one friend tracks the other one down, reaches out, and BANG! It's as if no time had passed at all - they resume their friendship. Other times, friends simply grow away, develop other interests, and make other friends, and we lose touch with them permanently.

The important thing to remember is that, once someone is important to you, it's rare that you would simply stop caring about him or her. But it is essential that you accept that all friendship is a two-way volunteer situation. If one no longer volunteers, there's very little the other can do about it. Let your friend go, and treasure what good memories of your friendship you have.

The Pastor's Ass

2008-08-26T21:49:00.000-07:00

The Pastor's Ass

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.

The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey..

The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

13 Rules That Indians Live By

2008-08-25T22:57:00.000-07:00

Here Are the 13 Rules / Laws That India Lives By

1. The Other Side Law:

If my side of the road has a traffic jam, then I can start driving on the wrong side of the road, and all incoming cars will be rerouted via Meerut.

2. The No Queue Rule:
If there is a queue of many people, no one will notice me sneaking into the front as long as I am looking the other way.

3. The Mind over Matter Law:

If a red light is not working, four cars from different directions can easily pass through one another.

4. The Auto Axiom:

If I indicate which way I am going to turn my vehicle, it is an information security leak.

5. The In Spit of Thing:

The more I lean out of my car or bus, and the harder I spit, the stronger the roads become.

6. The Cinema Hall Fact:

If I get a call on my mobile phone, the film automatically goes into pause mode.

7. The Baraat/ Marriage Right:

When I'm on the road to marriage, all the roads in the city belong to me. To ME.

8. The Heart Of Things:

If I open enough buttons on my shirt, the pretty girl at the bus stop can see through my mal-deformed chest into the depths of my soul.

9. The Name Game:

It is very important for the driver behind me to memorize the nicknames of my children.

10. Parking Up The Wrong Tree:

When I double-park my car, the road automatically widens so that the traffic is not affected.

11. The Chill Bill Move:

When I park and block someone else's car I am giving him a chance to pause, relax, chill and take a few moments off from his rushed day.

12. The Bus Law:

If I stop my bus at the correct place near the bus stop, the city will explode and blow into 6 million pieces.

13. The VIP Rule:
There are only 3 important persons in this city -Me, I, and Myself!

Aren't these rules followed religiously and with vigor in all cities and towns in our 'Mera Bharat Mahan'?

Secret Of Peter Answers

2008-08-23T22:45:00.000-07:00

Peteranswers.com: The Peter Answers Computer Prank What is it?

The Peter Answers (or peteranswers.com) Computer Prank is a magical virus, pure and simple. It’s spread from host to host through word of mouth and has an incubation period limited only to a carrier’s access to a computer with internet connection.
How is it spread? It all starts with an initial carrier–some individual who knows the secret trick to this hypnotic prank. It works like magic, and if you knows it, you most definitely have the power–hypnotic power, psychic power. Once you know the magic, all you need to do is simply hop on a computer, zip to the Internet and go to peteranswers.com

Once at the site, all you have to do to memorize your audience, is draw attention to the idea that there’s an entity within the Internet that can answer all of your questions. What happens next, is what reminds me of a David Blaine trick. Because it’s pure magic.

Pure genius.

In the first box, the keyboardist types in the petition:

“Peter, please answer the following:”

In the second box the typist enters whatever question they’d like–usually from the growing crowd.

“What is Karan's middle name?”

Upon hitting the return button, Peter, from his comfortable couch at peteranswers.com, instantly answers the question. Correctly.

How does peteranswers.com work? Subtle Mind Control.

Like I said, I’d already lost over half the room. Even if I’d ordered all computers shut down, they’d still be thinking about how to do the magic trick for the rest of the day. I’m not kidding. Peteranswers.com had a firm hold of people's minds, i personally was addicted to it as peter never answered me and answered only to my friend and i wasn’t letting go any time soon this kept on and on till 3 days . So I figured I might as well do a little research. With Google’s help, it didn’t take me long to figure it out. And once I did, I knew peteranswers.com had met it’s match. As with any infectious illusion, the best way to vaccinate is to simply reveal the magic trick. There’s really nothing like a quick medicine of the truth. Sure, the David Blaine impostors will be furious at having their trick exposed. But being precise this causes manic-obsessive behavior whichs are the symptoms of the Peter Answers Computer Prank virus itself.

Peteranswers.com: The Magic Tricks Revealed

First, instead of typing in the petition box, “Peter, please answer the . . .” begin by instead typing: “.” That’s right. Simply type a period. What happens next is pure magical genius. Instead of seeing what you’d expect (a “.”) you see a “P”. Then type whatever the heck you want and the rest of the phrase “Peter, please answer the following” appears. As long as nobody pays any attention to where your fingers are actually landing the prank works slick. The trick to the prank is to here type in the answer to whatever question you are going to ask next. When you’re done just keep typing until the phrase is complete. Whenever you hit the “:” your cursor will jump to the next box–where you’ll type in the actual question. Hit return and bingo! Whatever you really typed into the petition box appears.
Now stop dilly dallying and get on over to the real Peter Answers web site and have some fun!
But Make sure you dont hurt someones feeling with lies as you know Truth Never Hides ........

Five Lessons About How To Treat People

2008-08-23T05:41:00.000-07:00

Five Lessons About How To Treat People

1. First Important Lesson - "Know The Cleaning Lady"
During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions, until I read the last one: "What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?"
Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade.
"Absolutely," said the professor. "In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say "hello."
I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy.

2. Second Important Lesson - "Pickup In The Rain"
One night, at 11:30 p.m., an older African American woman was standing on the side of an Alabama highway trying to endure a lashing rainstorm. Her car had broken down and she desperately needed a ride. Soaking wet, she decided to flag down the next car.
A young white man stopped to help her, generally unheard of in those conflict-filled 1960s. The man took her to safety, helped her get assistance and put her into a taxicab.
She seemed to be in a big hurry, but wrote down his address and thanked him. Seven days went by and a knock came on the man's door. To his surprise, a giant console color TV was delivered to his home.
A special note was attached. It read: "Thank you so much for assisting me on the highway the other night. The rain drenched not only my clothes, but also my spirits. Then you came along. Because of you, I was able to make it to my dying husband's bedside just before he passed away. God bless you for helping me and unselfishly serving others."
Sincerely, Mrs. Nat King Cole.

3. Third Important Lesson - "Remember Those Who Serve"
In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less, a 10 year-old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and sat at a table. A waitress put a glass of water in front of him. "How much is an ice cream sundae?" he asked. "50¢," replied the waitress.
The little boy pulled his hand out of his pocket and studied the coins in it.
"Well, how much is a plain dish of ice cream?" he inquired. By now more people were waiting for a table and the waitress was growing impatient. "35¢!" she brusquely replied.
The little boy again counted his coins. "I'll have the plain ice cream," he said. The waitress brought the ice cream, put the bill on the table and walked away. The boy finished the ice cream, paid the cashier and left.
When the waitress came back, she began to cry as she wiped down the table. There, placed neatly beside the empty dish, were two nickels and five pennies. You see, he couldn't have the sundae, because he had to have enough left to leave her a tip.

4. Fourth Important Lesson - "The Obstacles In Our Path"
In ancient times, a King had a boulder placed on a roadway. Then he hid himself and watched to see if anyone would remove the huge rock. Some of the king's wealthiest merchants and courtiers came by and simply walked around it. Many loudly blamed the King for not keeping the roads clear, but none did anything about getting the stone out of the way.
Then a peasant came along carrying a load of vegetables. Upon approaching the boulder, the peasant laid down his burden and tried to move the stone to the side of the road. After much pushing and straining, he finally succeeded. After the peasant picked up his load of vegetables, he noticed a purse lying in the road where the boulder had been. The purse contained many gold coins and a note from the King indicating that the gold was for the person who removed the boulder from the roadway. The peasant learned what many of us never understand - "Every obstacle presents an opportunity to improve our condition."

5. Fifth Important Lesson - "Giving When It Counts"
Many years ago, when I worked as a volunteer at a hospital, I got to know a little girl named Liz who was suffering from a rare and serious disease. Her only chance of recovery appeared to be a blood transfusion from her 5-year-old brother, who had miraculously survived the same disease and had developed the antibodies needed to combat the illness. The doctor explained the situation to her little brother, and asked the little boy if he would be willing to give his blood to his sister. I saw him hesitate for only a moment before taking a deep breath and saying, "Yes, I'll do it if it will save her."
As the transfusion progressed, he lay in bed next to his sister and smiled, as we all did, seeing the color returning to her cheeks. Then his face grew pale and his smile faded. He looked up at the doctor and asked with a trembling voice, "Will I start to die right away?".
Being young, the little boy had misunderstood the doctor; he thought he was going to have to give his sister all of his blood in order to save her.

I'm Yours by Jason Mraz

2008-08-23T01:07:00.000-07:00

a really nice song with relaxing beats...

Lunar Eclipse

2008-08-18T22:34:00.001-07:00

Have You Ever Seen something so beautiful and Amazing ,Trust me its for Real

Increment

2008-08-17T08:58:00.000-07:00

sometimes picture says it all

Shamur feat. Milad - The one

2008-08-09T01:16:00.000-07:00

my new video FROM SHAMUR FEAT MILAD - THE ONE check it out and let me know ur feedback ;-)

Amul Advertisments [ This is what i call advertisments ]

2008-08-06T12:14:00.000-07:00

They are a Pro when it comes upto advertisments ..... love each and every creation, art and comicas of amul, its Just MInd talks ... but awsome !!

Happy Friendship Day

2008-08-03T03:09:00.000-07:00

GUYS just wanted to wish you'll " HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY " keep smiling .. cheers

Dumbest Kid !!

2008-08-03T01:55:00.000-07:00

Dumbest Kid

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his
Customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it
to you."
The barber puts a five rupee coin in one hand and two one rupee coins in
the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"

The boy takes the two one rupee coins and leaves.

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out
of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question?

Why did you take two one rupee coins instead of five rupee coin?"
The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because THE DAY I TAKE THE FIVERUPEE COIN, THE GAME IS OVER !!!

Breaking News

2008-08-03T01:37:00.000-07:00

Breaking news has assumed a new meaning for Indian news channels. Gone are the days when a breaking news came once in six months. The time of the kargil wars has passed. The times of cats, dogs and bollywood stars has begun.

Breaking News # 1

This "breaking news" ponders on the eating habits of Rahul (I assume Gandhi) and how these habits will help make a better India. What if he was eating pork or beef now? I wonder what kind of response that would have invoked.

Breaking News # 2

This "breaking news" is probably to bring to notice the new civil rights movement started for cats by cats. Cats have played second fiddle to dogs for a long time now and it seems they want to show some assertiveness that they are not to be taken lightly.

Breaking News # 3

This "breaking news" takes us through details on how and when Amitabh caught influenza (the common cold) and what repurcussions it will have for the times to come. Will Bollywood ever be the same again?

Breaking News # 4

This "breaking news" takes the viewers through the long Odysseus' like journey of the commisioner's dog and how it finally made it's way back home. I am sure this one made housewives weep.

Sad, really sad is all I can say.......Not only is this kind of news "sold", it's also "bought"

New Blog alert

2008-08-02T03:13:00.001-07:00

hay guys ive another Blog where you will find me mostly now ..... link is http://thekaranupadhya.blogspot.com ....... lemme know how you like it and keep in touch ;-) cheers !

Forever With you !!

2008-07-17T00:18:00.000-07:00

Forever with you !!

I wish the Sun will never Rise,
In my Arms You'd stay all Night,
I can see Forever in your Eyes,
When i hold you close & tight.

I wish your Kisses will never end,
If just for a moment time stands Still,
Not only my Lover, But my Best Friend,
My most Treasured Dreams you Fulfill.

I wish that our hands will never part,
As you know you're Forever in my Heart,
Stay beside Me, I'll guide the Way,
The thought that starts and ends each day.

I wish that together we will grow old,
Nothing Makes me smile the way you do,
We'll be the greatest Fairy Tale ever told,
I promise my love will never be Untrue.
As i promise again there would be No one in this world Besides You.

I wish the Sun would never rise,
When we're Apart............ i Want to DIE,
i can see Forever in You're eyes,
& i Don't want to say Good-Bye.
-Karan/Aaron

Simply Love these Pictures

2008-07-16T00:16:00.000-07:00

The Best Job Application Ever

2008-07-15T23:53:00.000-07:00

This is an actual job application from a 18 year old boy to McDonalds,
and he got the job for being so honest and funny.

Name: *******

Sex: Not yet I'm saving myself for the right person.

Desired position: Company's President/Vice President. But seriously,
whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be
applying here in the first place.

Desired Salary: 1,85,000 a year plus stock option and should it not work
out - a Michael Ovitz style severance package. Seriously, make an offer
and we can haggle.

Education: Yes

Last position held: Target for middle management hostility.

Salary: Less than I am worth.

Most notable achievement: My incredible collection of stolen pens and
post-it pads.

Reason for leaving: It sucked.

Hours available to work: Any.

Preferred hours: 1.30 - 3.30pm (with 1/2 hour lunch break). Monday ,
Tuesday & Thursday only.

Do you have any special skills? Yes, but they're better suited to a more
intimate environment.

May we contact your current employer - If I had one, would I be here?

Do you have any physical conditions that would prohibit you from lifting
up to 50 lbs? Of what?

Do you have a car - I think the more appropriate question here would be
"Do you have a car that runs?"

Have you received any special awards or recognition? I may already be a
winner of the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstake.

Do you smoke? On the job - no, during breaks yes.

What would you like to be doing in five years? - Living in the Bahamas
with a fabulously wealthy sexy super model blonde, who thinks I am the
best thing since sliced bread. - There again I'd like to be doing that
now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR
KNOWLEDGE? - Yes, Absolutely.

Sign Here: LEO.

How Asians Take Photographs !!!

2008-07-15T23:49:00.000-07:00

This is so Funny never ever try these poses ..........

Best Customer Service

2008-07-15T23:45:00.000-07:00

Customer Service

A crowded United Air Lines flight was cancelled. A single agent was
assigned to rebook a long line of unhappy inconvenienced travelers. She
was doing her best when suddenly an angry customer pushed his way to her
desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and shouted: "I don't
want to stand in line. I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be
FIRST CLASS and RIGHT NOW!" The young agent replied, "I'm sorry, sir,
I'll try to help you but I've got to help these folks first. I'm sure
we'll be able to work things out for you." The angry passenger was
unimpressed and unrelenting. He asked loudly, so that all the passengers
could hear, "I don't want to stand in line! Do you have any idea who I
am?" Without hesitation, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address
microphone. "May I have you attention, please," her voice bellowed
through the terminal. We have a passenger here WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE
IS. If anyone can help him identify himself, please come to the gate."
With the crowd laughing hysterically, he glared at her and swore "Fuck
you!" Without flinching, she smiled an said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll
have to stand in line for that too!"

Some funny Xam Papers

2008-07-15T23:42:00.000-07:00

This really Recalls my School days ......

The Husband Store!

2008-07-13T04:25:00.000-07:00

The Husband Store!

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a
woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance
is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY
ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may
choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a
floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a
woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are
extremely
good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead
good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead
gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this
floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit
the
building, and have a nice day!

Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who
can
handle the truth!

Can u handle the truth??????

Life may not be as bad as it could get

2008-07-05T07:39:00.000-07:00

Life may not be as bad as it could get

A father, passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope,
propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad." With the
worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with
trembling hands.

Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and
you.
I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I
knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercing, tattoos,
her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I
am. But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a caravan in the bush,
and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of
having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that
marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves,
and trading it with the other people in our area, for all the cocaine
and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find
a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 now, and I now know how to take care of myself.
Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your
many grandchildren.

Love,
Your son,
Peter.

PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school
report that's on my desk. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to
come home

MARKETING CONCEPTS DURING A PARTY

2008-07-05T07:32:00.000-07:00

Where's the party 2nite ??

Its really really Kool, check it out, worth reading specially the last 2
scenarios.....

MARKETING CONCEPTS DURING A PARTY
---------------------------------

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say,
"I'm very rich. Marry me!"
That's DIRECT MARKETING.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,
"He's very rich. Marry him."
That's ADVERTISING.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number.
The next day you call and say,
"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's TELE-MARKETING.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.You get up and straighten your
tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her,
pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride,and then say,
"By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"
That's PUBLIC RELATIONS.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.She walks up to you and says,;
"You are very rich.."
That's BRAND RECOGNITION.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say,
"I'm very rich. Marry me"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's CUSTOMER FEEDBACK!!!

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say,
"Im very rich. Marry me!"
And she introduces you to her husband.
That's DEMAND & SUPPLY GAP.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say,
"I'm very rich. Marry me!"
She turns her face towards you ------- she is your wife!
That's COMPETITION EATING INTO YOUR MARLET SHARE.

Wasn't the last one a 'CLASSIC'..

CHEERS GUYS...

Car Game

2008-07-05T05:37:00.000-07:00

car game to play .. yippie atlast

Driver - Play Now!
A fun driving game with many famous courses.

Beuaty from the Lenses

2008-07-05T04:44:00.000-07:00

Photography is something which i really love & Camera is one of my best Friend as you will always see my camera along lol [ i knw thats funny ] but probably im passionate about photography. Beautiful Pictures like these encourages to experiment with my camera ... trust me one of the finest picture collections but unfortunately not by me .. and maybe you will be encouraged too photography

im so sure u liked it .. lemme know

COMPANY RULES WHICH ARE CHANGING

2008-07-05T00:31:00.000-07:00

COMPANY RULES WHICH ARE CHANGING

It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If
we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you
are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. If you
dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you
buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress
just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not
need a raise.

Sick Days

We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If
you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Personal Days

Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called
your weekly offs

Bereavement Leave

This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead
friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have
non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee
involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late
afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour
and subsequently leave one hour early.

Toilet Use

Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a
strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three
minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the
stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second
offence, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under
the "Chronic Offenders category". Anyone caught smiling in the picture
will be sanctioned under the company's mental health policy.

Lunch Break

Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so
that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch
to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Chubby people
get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a
Slim-Fast.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a
positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments,
concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations,
insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation
and input should be directed elsewhere.

The Management
XYZ Call Center

Meaning of ABCDEFG

2008-06-27T06:48:00.000-07:00

" This is so True "

Americanisms

2008-06-27T00:43:00.000-07:00

Haven't you always wondered how "Americanisms" would sound like if they

were translated literally to an average Indian on, say, the streets of Bombay (or elsewhere)?

Have a nice day! ----- * Achcha din lo!

What's up? ----- *Uppar kya hai?

You're kidding! ----- *Tum bachcha bana rahe ho!

Don't kid me! ----- * Mera bachcha mut banaao!

Yo, baby! What's up? -----* Beti Yo, uppar kya hai?

Cool man! -----* Thandaa aadmi!

Don't mess with me, dude.----- * Mere saath gandagee mat karo, ek
hustee.

Check this out, man! ----- * Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi!

She's so fine! ----- * Woh itnee baareek hai!

Listen buddy, that chick's mine, okay!?----- * Suno dost, woh choozaa
mera
hai, theek?

Hey good looking; what's cooking? ----- * Hey Sundari; kyaa pak raha
hai?

Are you nuts? ----- * Kya aap akhrot hain?

Son of a gun.----- * Bachcha bandook ka.

And the best one is.....

How do you do? ----- * Kaise karte ho?

General Body Meeting.... ----- *Saamanya Shaaririk Milan

C ya folks... -----(Dekhte hain doston) &

Keep in touch...... ----- (Chhoote Raho.....)

HARRY'S WORLD [ A ]

2008-06-27T00:30:00.000-07:00

*** Parental Guidance ***

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her
students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"

Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the
3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd
grade too!"

Ms. Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the principals office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would
give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was
to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he
agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Harry: "9."

Principal: " What is 6 x 6?"

Harry: "36."

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader
should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go
to the 3rd grade."

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"

Harry, after a moment: "Legs."

Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!

Harry replied: "Pockets."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps in to?"

Harry: "Pants."

Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?"

Harry: "Coconut."

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

The principals eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the
answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down
and a dog does on three legs?"

Harry: "Shake hands."

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a
lot of heat and excitement?"

Harry: "Firetruck."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry
in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong......

welcoming the rains

2008-06-07T04:43:00.000-07:00

Atlast its raining ,i Love the rain , as it also reminds me of my bday ,im all wet, enjoying rains ......... and all excited for my b'day all of a sudden .

A day Older

2008-06-02T00:07:00.000-07:00

Birthday is just around the corner ..... im gonna be a year older ... "21" sheesh im nervous and im happy , i really don't wanna become old .... i have no idea how should i celebrate my Birthday .... so if ull have any ideas post a comment i'll check on it ! ...

Results At Last

2008-05-19T05:21:00.000-07:00

Yippie ........... should i say something more after this ....... the word says it all .... yeah i " PASSED " my exams YEAHHH ... its the time to celebrate ....... Hard work really gives you Good Results ..... Im so happy Right Now , just wanna Scream ;-)

Benefits Of Yoga

2008-05-19T04:34:00.000-07:00

[ Page from my Diary ]

The first day at the Yoga center

Sidh & me went to yoga center some days back as there was a free trial .... was completely Happy, Excited , as I Went thinking , Yoga is meant to be a stress reliever , something which enhances powers of relaxation , Boosts physical strength, stamina and flexibility , increases concentration and self control , for tolerance to pain and mental clarity , It gives you peace of mind and a more positive outlook to life , for a sense of balance and internal harmony ...... but everything just changed

First of all i got up early morning, Troubled sidh so that i wont be late for Yoga ,then when i reach trainer delays for an hour as there were hardly any people , i mean NO ONE , .... he then started training me alone , so i was comfortable , as he started , my thinking about Yoga the immense benefits simply changed , i couldnt believe he made me do poses and postures , which no humans would do , first was some easy moves , then it became wild , wilder and no words to express furthur ,....... anyway i was sweating , trembling , shivering , but that A** wont stop even once , but kept saying [ loose , loose , flexible and his accent while counting numbers was so funny ] whenever he came to the number seven i start laughing , coz he says she-eh-van gosh, anyway suddenly another trainer joint us ... she was a lady must call AUNTIE [how unfortunate] she hold my hands my legs and made me stand in one hand or one leg , sleep like the devdas actresses , and postures no words to express ; I remember one pose its like a dog peeing , i just sat and said enough for today but trainers didnt give up he made me get up again and said last one , i was breatheless and then the auntie trainer said Relax , i simply sat down on the floor and closed my eye thinking which part of Earth have i reach , they are so Inhuman , so Brutal .. the word Rest was the best part of Yoga ..........

Even the Relaxation part was not like sitting calmly , infact he made me stretch my leg , my hands and made me touch my toe etc ... suddenly there was this another guy who joint us , AAHHHH the Embarassment level was SKY HIGH ' coz i didnt want to feel stupid in front of anyone, anyway we started again , i never knew what on earth was a " surya namaskar " but after doing it 29 times [ coz i took haults to relax , or it would be 31 probably] i very well understood what that word means .... its " SURYA NAMASKAR = WELCOMING THE PAIN AND STRESS ". the guy who was doing the yoga was shivering and sweating too , so i thought i was not the only one .... hahaha ... i couldnt stop laughing he was laughing at me and me at him hahaha ... the yoga went on an on for an hour ... i was killing my self so much coz i enrolled my name before Yoga began .... its the signature for Torture .............

Once i was done i just said thanxs wore my shades and left at once didnt even turn back , the comment from trainer was ' be more flexible ' , i was thinking of a YOYO that time , anyway i met SIdh and sat in the car , he just asked how was it ? , i wanted to say so much but just ended up saying SHUT UP ! . 'Coz i had no strength to even open my mouth + was hungry , so we ate a lot from a restaurant close by and left for work ..i took a shower there ........ slowly and gradually the pain was increasing [ it was like 10 elephants walked over me ] , somehow i completed the day at work and went home for a good sleep ..................

Please dont think Yoga is Bad after reading this at the end its everyones point of view , it is definetely Good, But You will never see me talking about Yoga ever again , i never received their call to join the Yoga classes ..... when they called i just hung up saying WRONG NUMBER hahaha

8-0 Karan ..................... XOXOXO

Unconditional Love

2008-05-09T23:53:00.000-07:00

Unconditional Love

There was once this guy who is very much in love with his girl. This romantic guy folded 1,000 pieces of paper cranes as a gift to his girl.
Although, at that time he was just a small fry in his company, his future didn't seem too bright, they were very happy together. Until one day, his girl told him she was going to Paris and will never come back. She also told him that she cannot visualize any future for the both of them, so they went their own ways there and then...
Heartbroken, the guy agreed. But when he regained his confidence, he worked hard day and night, slogging his body and mind just to make something out of himself.
Finally with all the hard work and the help of friends, this guy had set up his own company ...
You never fail until you stop trying. One rainy day, while this guy was driving, he saw an elderly couple sharing an umbrella in the rain walk ing to some destination. Even with the umbrella, they were still drenched. It didn't take him long to realize they were his girl's parents.
With a heart in getting back at them, he drove slowly beside the couple, wanting them to spot him in his luxury sedan. He wanted them to know that he wasn't the same any more; he had his own company, car, condo, etc. He made it! What he saw next confused him, the couple was walking towards a cemetery, and so he got out of his car and followed...and he saw his girl, a photograph of her smiling sweetly as ever at him from her tombstone and he saw his paper cranes right beside her...
Her parents saw him. He asked them why this had happened. They explained, she did not leave for France at all. She was ill with cancer. She had believed that he will make it someday, but she did not want to be his obstacle... therefore she had chosen to leave him. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you wa nt them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. She had wanted her parents to put his paper cranes beside her, because, if the day comes when fate brings him to her again...he can take some of those back with him...
Once you have loved, you will always love. For what's in your mind may escape but what's in your heart will remain forever.
The guy just wept...The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside her knowing you can't have her, see her or be with her ever again.........hope you understand.
Find time to realize that there is one person who means so much to you, for you might wake up one morning losing that person who you thought meant nothing to you.

LOVE FADES...BUT NEVER DIES.... LIKE STARS DISAPPEAR...BUT STILL EXIST.... HOLD THE ONE U LOVE WITH ALL YOUR HEART.. U NEVER KNOW WHAT TOMMOROW MIGHT BRING.......

Bihar Driving License...

2008-05-09T23:44:00.000-07:00

Bihar Driving License... ================================================================ DRIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM ------------------------------------------

NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter. He will give you the licen. For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason.

1. Last name: (_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dot no (Check karet box)
2. First name: (_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Dot no (Check karet box)
3. Age: (_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Dot no (Check karet box)
4. Sex: ____ M _____ P(F) _____ not sure _____not applicable
5. Chappal Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right 6.Occupason: (_) Politison (_) Doodhwala (_) Pehelwaan (_) House wife (_) Un-employed
(Check karet box)
7. Number of children libing in the household: ___
8. Number that are yours: ___
9. Mather name: _______________________
10. Phather Name: ____________________ (If not no,leave blank)
11. Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
12. Dental rekard: (_) Ellow (_) Berownish-ellow (_) Berown (_) Belack (_) Other -__________ Give egjhakt color (Check karet box)
13.Your thumb imparesson : ____________________________
(If you are copying from another applikason pharom, please do not copy thumb impression also. Please provide your own thumb impression.) PELEASE DO NOT USE PHINGERS OF YOUR LEGS Use thumb on y our lepht hand only. If you dont have le pht hand, use your thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb on lepht hand.

NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DRIVE. WE ARE VARY ISTRICT ABOUT THIS

Most Played In My Ipod

2008-05-05T03:05:00.000-07:00

Most Played In My Ipod

Lost without you- Darren Hayes*

When I Dream At Nite-Marc Anthony

Love is Gone - David Guetta

Cry { bonus} - Rihanna

No Promises - Shayne Ward*

Stand by Me - Shayne Ward

I Cry - Shayne Ward This

This I Swear - Nick Lachey

My Eyes Adore U - Nick Lachey*

Open Your Eyes - Nick Lachey*

Beautiful - Nick Lachey

Apologise-Timbaland feat. One republic

Running Away - Midnight Hour*

The one i Love - Rasmus*

Do you - Ne -Yo

Happy - Hilary Duff

Broken - Seether Feat Amy Lee*

Hide & Seek - Hale

Can't Stop - Maroon 5

Goodbyes - Kelis

Don't u 4get about me - Enrique*

Strange & Beautiful - Aqualungs*

Holding On [flute Remix]- Jay Sean

Tattoo - Jordin Sparks

This is Me [ cant believe] - Jennifer Lopez

Better then Me - Hinder

The Answer - Blue October

Everything - Lifehouse*

Here Tonight - Hale*

Free - Ultra Nate

Bleeding Love - Leona Lewis

No One - Alicia Keys

Better in Time - Leona Lewis

Be Yourself - Audioslave

When you're Gone - Avril Lavigne

Did You Imagine - Lumidee

After Love - P.Diddy Feat. Keyshia Cole

Wait for You - Rebbeca St.James

I Just wanna Live - Good Charlotte

Hide & Seek - Hale

Down Towards The Healing - Lovedrug

Fade Away - Mary J.Blige

What Love is - Mary J. Blige

Running Away - Hoobastank

Do You - Ne-Yo

Dreamin Out Loud - One Republic

If i Close my Eyes Forever - Ozzy Ozbourne

Hate Is a Strong Word - Plain White T's

Carnival of Rust - Poets of the Fall

P.S ( Im still not over you ) - Rihanna

Broken - Seether Feat. Amy lee

Now That You're Gone - Smilez & Southstar

Ill Kill Her - Soko

Don't Give up on ME - Solomon Burke

Say Ok - Vanessa Hudgins

Dangerously In Love - Beyonce

Wonderwall - Ryan Adams

Say It Right - Nelly Furtado

Make Some Noise - Mylie Cyrus

Goodnite & Go - Imogen Heap

Love will Keep us Alive - The Eagles

Its Too Late - Evermore

The Answer - Blue October

I could Fall In Love - Jennifer Lopez

Icebox - Omarion

Miss Me - Bob Sinclar

What Hurts The Most - Rascal Flatts

Brave - Jennifer Lopez

Imagine me without You - Jaci Velasquez

Down on my Knees - Ayo

All about Loving You - Bon Jovi

Running - No doubt

[ only few of my favourites hahaha ]

HORROR-Escope - BY Me

2008-04-16T05:32:00.000-07:00

HORROR-Escope - BY Me

ARIES (Mar21-Apr 20) - You are the pioneer type and think most people are quick-tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are a prick.

TAURUS (Apr 21-May 20) - You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a communist.

GEMINI (May 21-Jun 20) - You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.

CANCER (Jun 21-Jul 22) - You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a penny. Everybody in prison is a Cancer.

LEO (Jul 23-Aug 22) - You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you're an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving sods and spend most of their lives kissing mirrors.

VIRGO (Aug 23-Sep 22) - You are the logical type and hate disorder. This nitpicking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while having sex. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.

LIBRA (Sep 23-Oct 22) - You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are male, you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.

SCORPIO (Oct 23-Nov 21) - The worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect S.O.B.. Most Scorpios are murdered.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21) - You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarius' are drunks. You are not worth the time of day.

CAPRICORN (Dec22-Jan 19) - You are conservative and are afraid of taking risks. You are basically spineless. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. Become a monk.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb 18) - You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a jerk.

PISCES (Feb 19-Mar 20) - You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have a minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general loser.

-- If Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus, then if you were born on Earth, you must be a Transverstite.

Punjab Board Examination Paper

2008-04-16T05:28:00.000-07:00

click on it to Zoom the page ...................................... its hilarious ;-)

Computer Crashed

2008-04-16T04:53:00.000-07:00

Damn My computer Crashed and im away from my computer for a complete Month , specialist will fix the problem by wednesday hopefully it should start running as normal ..... Fingers Crossed ............ X

India from my Camera

2008-03-09T00:48:00.000-08:00

India Is so huge & Beautiful , u must see these pics to believe it [ India from my eye ]

Beautiful india

MY OWN CREATION - YOU TUBE VIDEOS [karan/aaron]

2008-03-09T00:41:00.000-08:00

MY OWN CREATION - YOU TUBE VIDEOS [karan/aaron]

Holding on

How'd I let it get this far
What was going through my mind
Why'd you seem to have it all
Yet you're not mine
Started off as just good friends
Still we always step the line
Coz falling for you was so easy
Ohh..

You're everything I want
You're everything I need
You're everything I want my girl to be
And even though I know
You're in someone else's heart
I can't bare to be apart
See I've fallen for you
And I've gotta let you go
And I know that I have got to
Find a way to get on with my life

I don't wanna let you go (let you go)
But it's killing me inside (inside)
How can I just carry on
I need some piece of mind (need some piece of mind)
How do I just move along (along)
And ignore the love so strong (so strong)
So until I see this through
I'll be holding on to you

To you... baby...

Throughout the years with her I've tried
To find the joy beyond the pain
But when the words and tears subside
Girl it's still the same
And I can't look into her eyes
Without thinking about you
See I've tried but these feelings won't leave me
No....

You're everything I want
You're everything I dream
You're everything I want my girl to be
And even though I know
You're in someone else's arms
I can't bare to be apart
See girl I fell for you
And I don't wanna say goodbye
And I know that I have got to
Find a way to get on with my life

I don't wanna let you go
But it's killing me inside
How can I just carry on (how can I)
I need some piece of mind (piece of mind)
How do I just move along
And ignore the love so strong (so strong)
So until I see this through
I'll be holding on to you

I look away when he holds you
For I'm afraid that I might find
The look in your eyes
That I see when you were mine
So tell me why I've got to be
The one to walk away
And leave you there in someone else's arms
(Won't let you go away

I don't wanna let you go
But it's killing me inside (killing me inside)
How can I just carry on (how can I)
I need some piece of mind
How do I just move along
And ignore the love so strong
So until I see this through (till I...till I)
I'll be holding on to you

BAD TEMPER

2008-03-09T00:25:00.000-08:00

There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His Father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the back of the fence. The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the next few weeks, as he learned to control his anger, the number of nails hammered daily gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence. Finally the day came when the boy didn't lose his temper at all. He told his father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail for each day that he was able to hold his temper. The days passed and the young boy was finally able to tell his father that all the nails were gone. The father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence. He said, "You have done well, my son, but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same. WHEN YOU SAY THINGS IN ANGER, THEY LEAVE A SCAR JUST LIKE THIS ONE. You can put a knife in a man and draw it out. It won't matter how many times you say I'm sorry, THE WOUND IS STILL THERE. " A verbal wound is as bad as a physical one. Friends are very rare jewels, indeed. They make you smile and encourage you to succeed. They lend an ear, they share words of praise and they always want to open their hearts to us."

" i so like this story so thought of posting it ! "

welcome page

2008-03-08T23:29:00.000-08:00

This is something which i always wanted my own space ... my Blog yippie , keep checking the latest updates and news .........

.............................. Karan/Aaron ...............................