Soul Sound

Interview

noreply@blogger.com (worldspinner) — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 06:09:00 +0000

OFFICER-----WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

CANDIDATE----M P. SIR

OFFICER--------TELL ME PROPERLY

CANDIDATE------MOHAN PAL SIR

OFFICER--------YOUR FATHER“S NAME?

CANDIDATE------M P. SIR

OFFICER--------WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

CANDIDATE------MANMOHAN PAL SIR

OFFICER--------WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION?

CANDIDATE------M P. SIR

OFFICER-------(ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT?

CANDIDATE------MATRIC PASS

OFFICER--------WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB?

CANDIDATE------M P. SIR

OFFICER--------AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

CANDIDATE------MONEY PROBLEM SIR

OFFICER--------THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW

CANDIDATE------M P. SIR

OFFICER--------WHAT IS IT NOW

CANDIDATE------MY PERFORMANCE.?

OFFICER--------M P!

CANDIDATE------WHAT IS THAT SIR?

OFFICER------- MENTALLY PUNCTURED

Funny Real Life Experiences

noreply@blogger.com (worldspinner) — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 09:16:00 +0000

Just thought to bring a cute smile on your face....

Ever spoken and wished you could take the words back, or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are a few people who do.... [ Real experiences ]

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I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly,

"How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blo* job?"

I turned around and walked back out and never went back.

My husband didn't say a word... he knew better.

--------------------------------------Melinda Lowe, 39,

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An insurance man visited me at home to talk about our mortgage insurance.
He was throwing a lot of facts and figures at me, and I wanted to follow as best I could, so I told my 6-year-old son to run and get me a pad.
He came back and handed me a Kotex right in front of our guest.

-------------------------------------Kathy Newman, 46

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I was taking a shower when my 2-year-old son came into the bathroom and wrapped himself in toilet paper.

Although he made a mess, he looked adorable, so I ran for my camera and took a few shots. They came out so well that I had copies made and included one with each of our Christmas cards.

Days later, a relative called about the picture, laughing hysterically, and suggesting I take a closer look.

Puzzled, I stared at the photo and was shocked to discover that in addition to my son, I had captured my reflection in the mirror

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I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls.

I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using.

After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store.

He asked if he could help me.

Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."

---------------------------------------- Colleen Collins, 31

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My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of nuts.

As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts."

My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget.

----------------------------------------Faye Emerick, 34

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This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks.

What happens when you predict snow but don't get any.....a true story...We had a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked:

"So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"

Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, they were laughing so hard!

The Clever Women

noreply@blogger.com (worldspinner) — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 09:45:00 +0000

The Clever Women

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said,
"Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"
The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world."
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".
The woman replied,
"That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me."So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said,
"That will make your husband the richest man in the world.And he will be ten times richer than you. "
The woman said,
"That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

Some More of Rajanikanth

noreply@blogger.com (worldspinner) — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 09:30:00 +0000

Rajanikanth makes onions cry.

Rajanikanth can delete the Recycling Bin.

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajanikanth’ PC will crash.

Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
Rajanikanth can build a snowman….. out of rain.

Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Rajanikanth can drown a fish.

Rajanikanth can play the violin…… …with a piano.

When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,……… …. he turns the dark off.

Rajanikanth once had a heart attack…… ……… his heart lost.

When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.

Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.

The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of all things.

Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Rajanikanth’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.

If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajanikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”

Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.

Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.

There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Rajanikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life… unless it gets in his way.

It takes Rajanikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.

Rajanikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.

Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.

With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajanikanth, the result is death.

Sardar Joke

noreply@blogger.com (worldspinner) — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 09:21:00 +0000

> A mad dog is chasing a sardar. The sardar laughs while running.

Know > why?

> > He says mera to Airtel hai phir bhi Hutch ka network follow kar raha > hai.

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> Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends.

> > I am Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid and this is my

> kidney.

COMPANY RULES WHICH ARE CHANGING

noreply@blogger.com (worldspinner) — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 09:10:00 +0000

COMPANY RULES WHICH ARE CHANGING

It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

Sick Days :
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Personal Days :
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called your weekly offs

Bereavement Leave :
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

Toilet Use :
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders category". Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's mental health policy.

Lunch Break :
Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

The Management
XYZ company

Facts about the words of wisdom

noreply@blogger.com (worldspinner) — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 13:51:00 +0000

Facts about the words of wisdom:

Some of the most significant messages people deliver to one another often come in just three words.

When spoken or conveyed, those statements have the power to forge new friendships, deepen old ones and restore relationships that have cooled. The following three-word phrases can enrich every relationship.

I'LL BE THERE - Being there for another person is the greatest gift we can give. When we are truly present for other people, important things happen to them and to us. We are renewed in love and friendship. We are restored emotionally and spiritually. 'Being there' is at the very very core of civility.

MISS YOU - Perhaps more relationships could be salvaged and strengthened if couples simply and sincerely said to each other, "I miss you." This powerful affirmation tells partners they are wanted, needed, desired and loved.

I RESPECT YOU - Respect is another way of showing love. Respect conveys the feeling that another person is a true equal. It is a powerful way to affirm the importance of a relationship.

MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT - This phrase is highly effective in diffusing an argument and restoring frayed emotions. The flip side of "maybe you're right" is the humility of admitting "maybe I'm wrong."

PLEASE FORGIVE ME - Many broken relationships could be restored and healed if people would admit their mistakes and ask for forgiveness. All of us are vulnerable to faults, foibles and failures. A man should never be ashamed to own he has been in the wrong, which is but saying, in other words, that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.

I THANK YOU - Gratitude is an exquisite form of courtesy. People who enjoy the companionship of good, close friends are those who don't take daily courtesies for granted. They are quick to thank their friends for their many expressions of kindness. On the other hand, people whose circle of friends is severely constricted often do not have the attitude of gratitude.

COUNT ON ME - "A friend is one who walks in when others walk out," Loyalty is an essential ingredient for true friendship; it is the emotional glue that bonds people. Those who are rich in their relationships tend to be steady and true friends. When troubles come, a good friend is there, indicating "you can count on me."

LET ME HELP - The best of friends see a need and try to fill it. When they spot a hurt they do what they can to heal it. Without being asked, they pitch in and help.

I UNDERSTAND YOU - People become closer and enjoy each other more if they feel the other person accepts and understands them. Letting others know in so many little ways that you understand him or her is one of the most powerful tools for healing your relationship.I suppose the 3 little words that U were expecting to see have to be reserved for those who are special; that is I LOVE YOU.

The Truth Test

noreply@blogger.com (worldspinner) — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 13:44:00 +0000

Its Time to do some work, Got a Personality Test for you try it !.......

If you are honest this tells the truth - it's pretty good.
Write your answers on a piece of paper.
No cheating

The answers are at the bottom of this page.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like Sydney or Brisbane more?

9. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat)
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Answers ....

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:
Red- You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black - you are conservative and aggressive.
Green - your soul is relaxed and you are laid back
Blue - you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow- you are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:
A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.....

5. If you chose.....
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend

7. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

8. If you chose:

Sydney: You like adventure.
Brisbane: You are a laid back person.

9. If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love and are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you send this to five people in one hour. Send it to ten people, and it will come true before your next birthday!

Why did Jayalalitha have a Heart attack ?

noreply@blogger.com (worldspinner) — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 19:58:00 +0000

There is a popular story saying that wherever you go, you will find at least one Rajinikanth fan.

Here is an interesting new story.

Rajinikanth was bragging to Jayalalitha one day,

"You know, I know everyone there is to know.

Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.

"Tired of his boasting, Jayalalitha called his bluff,

"OK, Rajini how about Jennifer Lopez?"

"Sure, yes, Jen and I are old friends, and I can prove it" Rajini said.

So Rajini and Jayalalitha fly out to Hollywood and knock on Jennifer Lopez's door, and sure enough, Jennifer Lopez & Marc Anthony shouts"Thalaiva! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!".

Although impressed, Jayalalitha is still skeptical.After they leave Lopez's house, she tells Rajini that she thinks Rajini knowing JLO was just lucky.

"No, no, just name anyone else" Rajini says.

"President Bush", Jayalalitha quickly retorts.

"Yes", Rajini says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington".

And off they go.

At the White House, Bush spots Rajini on the tour and motions him , saying,

"Rajini, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up".

Well, Jayalalitha is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced.

After they leave the White House grounds, he implores her to name anyone else.

"The Pope," Jayalalitha replies.

"Sure!" says Rajini, "My folks are from Germany and I've known the Pope a long time".

So off they fly to Rome.

Rajini and Jayalalitha are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Rajini says, "This will never work.

I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people.

Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."

And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican.

Sure enough, half an hour later Rajini emerges with the Pope on the balcony..But by the time Rajini returns, he finds that Jayalalitha had a Heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.

Working his way to Jayalalitha's side, Rajini asks her, "What happened?"

Jayalalitha looks up and says,

"I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said,'Who's that on the balcony with Rajini?' "

Newton - The Father of Physics committed suicide

noreply@blogger.com (worldspinner) — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 19:38:00 +0000

Newton - The Father of Physics committed suicide, you know why?Here are the reasons:

Once he came to India and He watched a few Tamil movies and had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logics and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done. In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extentthat he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes:

1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our greatRajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bulletpasses through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he iscured. Long Live Rajanikanth!

2) In one of the movies, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet. Guess, whathe does....... He holds a knife in his hand and throws at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts thebullet into 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters on each side of themiddle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.

3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but he has no bullets in it. Guess what he does. Nah not even in yourremotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon asthe gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of hisrevolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... And the gangster dies....

This was too much for our Newton to take and he was completely shakenand he decided to go back. But he happened to see a movie for one lasttime! and thought that at least one movie will follow his theory ofphysics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in theworld hasn't changed.

Oops not so fast.

The Climax finally arrives.

Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanthcan't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques thatour heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because its the climax. (Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible). Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from hispocket (Probably a backup). He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached the height of the wall, he shoots at the trigger ofthe first gun in air, with his second gun. Now the first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

Newton commits Suicide.

May his soul rest in peace.

Chandi Chowk 2 China: Stephen Chow meets Bollywood Drama

noreply@blogger.com (Dinkz) — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 10:00:00 +0000

In simple words, this movie wasn't so bad, it was watchable. People gave it scathing reviews and ended up comparing it with blockbusters from the past like sholay and seeta aur geeta and even kung fu panda. Oh come on, get a life. There have been hundreds and thousands of movies made that every movie seems like, is inspired by or is based on another movie anyway. Although this movie seemed like something Stephen Chow would do(see Kung Fu Hustle, Shaolin Soccer). Actually I think he might have given justice to the movie and would have made it 10X better.

Akshay Kumar was alrite. He's already mastered being an idiot so nothing new, nothing exciting, Yawn.. moving on Mithun was a surprise, well not really but he had made a good impression on the movie. Deepika was the typical babe of the movie, women should seriously get good roles in Indian movies or just turn down these masala roles, but she did a way better job in this movie than in BAH or OSO. Ranvir delivered. People of the chinese place were a bit overplayed but i guess it was part of the script. The villain, Hojo(whatever the spelling) was okay, so-so. Officer Chang was really good though. I didn't expect any breakthrough performances from anyone anyway.

Cinematography was okay, the script was okay too, some dialogs fell short though like the "yahan mera kaccha fat raha hai, aur tumhe kuch aacha nahi lagra ha" (the writers were clearly on crack). Location was typical kung fu movie location. In short not that great but bearable.

For a country[India] that can't seem to get enough of Kung Fu(HBO in india plays kung fu movies all the time, its so nauseating), this movie got a really cold reception. I think the ff should take the blame:
1. Heavy promotion as a comedy flick, which doesn't really deliver.
2. Tried, tested and overused formula of a nobody becoming the hero at the end.
3. People are getting bored of seeing Akshay Kumar in the same role again n again.
4. People are getting bored of Akshay Kumar period.
5. The key comedy and action scenes were already shown in trailers. I had this same problem with Shrek 2, they had shown all the funny comedy scenes in the trailers that I couldn't enjoy them in the movie per se.
6. A very predictable storyline. Obviously this was a bummer. I mean its a Warner Bros project, you expect something huge, but this movie fell short.
7. Ghajini has left people more inclined to viscious-mind boggling action sequences.
8. The promos had raised the movie-goers expectations way higher than they should have.
9. The director. :D

To enjoy it fully I recommend you to try dodging all spoilers, reviews (scathing ones to be specific) and trailers. No expectations. It's not a no brainer, bring your brain with you but leave your i-have-an-opinion-about-everything-attitude at home or just wait for it to be shown on cable, that way you won't be disappointed...:D

Goodbye Pres Bush and Thanks for the Funnies

noreply@blogger.com (Dinkz) — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 12:22:00 +0000

January 20 marks the day when US President George W. Bush ends his 8-year term. So let us commemorate his departure with the happy memories ummmmm funny memories rather that he's given us. Here are a couple of his hilarious verbal lapses...

1. "They misunderestimated me."
Bentonville, Arkansas, 6 November, 2000
> XD

2. "There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on... shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again."
Nashville, Tennessee, 17 September, 2002
> lol yeah dude you gotta brush up on your sayings or you'll make a fool of yourself, oops you already did...:P

3. "There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead."
Washington DC, 11 May, 2001
> lmfao, no comments

4. "The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorise himself."
Grand Rapids, Michigan, 29 January, 2003
> XD

5. "Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat."
Washington DC, 17 September, 2004
> this is why i suggested you brush up on your sayings, mixing two sayings doesnt really make it more intense....

6. "Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"
Florence, South Carolina, 11 January, 2000
> :O are you?

7. "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.''
Townsend, Tennessee, 21 February, 2001
> hmmmmn did you?

8. "It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."
Reuters, 5 May, 2000
>lol

9. "I do remain confident in Linda. She'll make a fine Labour Secretary. From what I've read in the press accounts, she's perfectly qualified."
Austin, Texas, 8 January, 2001

10. "First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill."
Washington DC, 19 May, 2003
>XD

11. "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYN's aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country."
Poplar Bluff, Missouri, 6 September, 2004
> haha this is just retarded in so many levels

12. "Those who enter the country illegally violate the law."
Tucson, Arizona, 28 November, 2005
> duh isnt illegal supposed to mean violating the law...

13. "I have a different vision of leadership. A leadership is someone who brings people together."
Bartlett, Tennessee, 18 August, 2000
> XD

14. "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
Washington DC, 5 August, 2004
> haha talk about confessing...

And the funniest...

15.
"You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror."
CBS News, Washington DC, 6 September, 2006

SOURCE:

ULTIMATE INTERVIEW

noreply@blogger.com (worldspinner) — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 08:37:00 +0000

ULTIMATE INTERVIEW.

One young man went for an IAS Interview."When did India get independence?" He was asked. "The efforts began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947" He replied."Who was responsible for our independence?""There were so many. Whom to mention? If I name one, it will be a injustice to another." He replied."Is corruption the number one enemy in our country?""Some research is going on the subject and I can answer with certainly only after seeing the report" He replied.The interview board was very pleased with his original and thoughtful answers and asked him not to reveal the questions to others, since they were planning to ask the same questions. When he went out naturally others were curious to know what was asked. He politely declined, but Santa would not leave him. "Ok, dont tell me the questions, but at least tell me the answers" he pleaded, and our friend obliged.Then it was the turn of this Santa. When he went inside, since his resume was slightly illegible, the board member asked him." By the way, what is your date of birth?"He replied, "The effort began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947."Somewhat puzzled, they asked another clarification. "What is your fathers name?"He replied, "There were so many. Whom to mention". If I name one, it will be injustice to another".The interviewer was incensed."Hey! Are you mad or what?"He replied. "Some research is going on the subject. I can answer with certainty only after seeing the report."

MARKETING CONCEPTS DURING A PARTY

noreply@blogger.com (worldspinner) — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 09:20:00 +0000

Its really really Kool, check it out, worth reading specially the last 2 scenarios.....

MARKETING CONCEPTS DURING A PARTY ---------------------------------

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm very rich. Marry me!" That's DIRECT MARKETING.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very rich. Marry him." That's ADVERTISING.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." That's TELE-MARKETING.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride,and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?" That's PUBLIC RELATIONS.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.She walks up to you and says,; "You are very rich.." That's BRAND RECOGNITION.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm very rich. Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. That's CUSTOMER FEEDBACK!!!

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say, "Im very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. That's DEMAND & SUPPLY GAP.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say,
"I'm very rich. Marry me!" She turns her face towards you ------- she is your wife! That's COMPETITION EATING INTO YOUR MARLET SHARE.

Wasn't the last one a 'CLASSIC'..

CHEERS GUYS...

Powerful Spell 1,2,3.

noreply@blogger.com (worldspinner) — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 09:19:00 +0000

A man had been troubled by his inability to achieve an erection.

After visiting numerous doctors and not getting any help he decided to consult a witch doctor. The witch doctor threw some herbs in the fire,shook his rattle,and danced wildly.

When he was through he said,

'I have placed a powerful spell on you, but it will only work once a year. When you are ready just say...1,2,3, and you will get the largest erection that you have ever had. After your wife has been satisfied she simply has to say, 1,2,3 and it will be gone for one year.'

Later that night as the man lay in bed he said to his wife,'Watch this! 1,2,3!' His organ sprang to life, larger and stiffer than ever before.

His wife was amazed, she smiled and said,'That's great! But what did you say 1,2,3, for?

Disgusting word written on the board

noreply@blogger.com (worldspinner) — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 09:00:00 +0000

One day when the teacher walked to the blackboard,

she noticed someone had written the word 'PENIS' in tiny letters.

She turned around and scanned the class looking for a guily face.

Finding none, she quickly erased it and began class.

The next day, she went into the room, she noticed in large letters the word 'PENIS' again; this time written about halfway across the board.

Again she looked around in vain for the culprit, so she proceeded with the day's lesson.

Every morning for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the same disgusting word written on the board, each day's larger than the previous one.

Finally one day, she walked in expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board but instead found the words: 'The more you rub it, the bigger it gets.'

Salman is an idiot

noreply@blogger.com (worldspinner) — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 08:43:00 +0000

Salman Khan arrives home to find 'Salman is an idiot' written right in front of his door.

He says to his friend: 'That's strange - this seems to be written in urine.... Do some tests and find out who did it.'

Later that day, his friend returns to Salman.

'Bad news, I'm afraid! The urine is that of Vivek Oberoi!' 'I would have expected that...', Salman says,

'Why is that bad?' 'Well, the handwriting is Aishwarya's!'

Grandma's free Oranges

noreply@blogger.com (worldspinner) — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 08:00:00 +0000

Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know.

One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel, and Lulu was among them.

The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway when suddenly, Lulu's grandma came by and saw her granddaughter.

Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?" Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Lulu told her grandmother that the policemen were there passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for some.

"Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself", and she proceeded to the back of the line.

A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all of the prostitutes.

When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, "Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it?" Grandma replied,"Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck them dry."

Explaining Balloons

noreply@blogger.com (worldspinner) — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 06:23:00 +0000

Little Johnny walks into his Mother's room and catches her topless.

"Mommy, Mommy, what are those?" he says, pointing to her breasts.

"Well, Son, these are balloons, and when you die, they inflate and float you up to heaven."

Incredibly, he appears to believe this explanation and goes off quite satisfied.

Two days later, while his mother is making tea, he rushes into the kitchen.

"Mommy, Mommy, Aunt Elise is dying!"

"What do you mean?" says his Mother.

"Well, she's out in the garden shed, lying on the floor with both of her balloons out.

Daddy is trying to blow them up for her, and she keeps yelling, 'God, I'm coming! God, I'm coming!'

Chocolate Puma - Always and Forever [ re-remixed ]

noreply@blogger.com (worldspinner) — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 06:58:00 +0000

AWSOME SONG , CHOCOLATE PUMA - ALWAYS AND FOREVER [ RE-REMIXED ]

VIDEO MADE BY KARAN

Download James morrison feat Nelly furtado - broken strings

noreply@blogger.com (worldspinner) — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 11:46:00 +0000

Download new song from James morrison feat Nelly furtado - broken strings 2008 ...

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Awsome song, download it :- right click and save target to your computer

James Morrison Broken Strings Lyrics

Let me hold you

For the last time

It’s the last chance to feel again

But you broke me

Now I can’t feel anything
When I love you,

It’s so untrue

I can’t even convince myself

When I’m speaking,

It’s the voice of someone else
Oh it tears me up

I try to hold on, but it hurts too much

I try to forgive, but it’s not enough to make it all okay
You can’t play on broken strings

You can’t feel anything that your heart don’t want to feel

I can’t tell you something that ain’t real
Oh the truth hurts

And lies worse

How can I give anymore

When I love you a little less than before
Oh what are we doing

We are turning into dust

Playing house in the ruins of us
Running back through the fire

When there’s nothing left to save

It’s like chasing the very last train when it’s too late
Oh it tears me up

I try to hold on, but it hurts too much

I try to forgive, but it’s not enough to make it all okay
You can’t play on broken strings

You can’t feel anything that your heart don’t want to feel

I can’t tell something that ain’t real
Well the truth hurts,

And lies worse

How can I give anymore

When I love you a little less than before
But we’re running through the fire

When there’s nothing left to save

It’s like chasing the very last train

When we both know it’s too late (too late)
You can’t play on broken strings

You can’t feel anything that your heart don’t want to feel

I cant tell you something that ain’t real
Well truth hurts,

And lies worseHow can I give anymore

When I love you a little less than before
Let me hold you for the last timeIt’s the last chance to feel again

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noreply@blogger.com (worldspinner) — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 11:05:00 +0000

Have You Ever Seen an Advertisement Informing About their PRICE HIKE...

It Appears to be "SOLD OUT" To me What Can You See 8-)....

I Would Never Go in a Restroom where I Have to Buy USED TISSUE errrghhh !

I Pity The person Who Went Hunting For the Toilet After Reading this Direction Board

Japlish - When "L" is substituted with "R" ... and this is what happens!!!

Their mags need refrigeration....

Maybe in Japan, there are Males who are not 'Man'

Ipod Atlast Have a Competition, sheesh Praying MP3 What a Asome Technology

Water Can Be constructed too, Dont You believe me ............

In Short It means, Jumping + Elevator = Jail .

I've Got Cheesefearphobia

The best so far.... What On Earth was this guy trying to Advertise ?

Quite Advanced, They even have a room for this...

Funny Happy Birthday Song

noreply@blogger.com (worldspinner) — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 05:26:00 +0000

Happy BirthdayHappy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Well, it’s time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year
We’ll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer
You should be good and happy that there’s something you can eat
A million npeople every day are starving in the street
Your daddy’s in the gutter with the wretched and the poor
Your mama’s in the kitchen with a can of cycle four
There’s garbage in the water
There’s poison in the sky
I guess it won’t be long before we’re all gonna die
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Well, what’s the matter little friend, you think this party is the pits
Enjoy it while you can, we’ll soon be blown to bits
The monkeys in the pentagon are gonna cook our goose
Their finger’s on the button, all they need it an excuse
It doesn’t take a military genius to see
We’ll all be crispy critters after world war iii
There’s nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can hide
When they drop the big one, we all get fried
(come on boys and girls, sing along, ok? )
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Wow! (background screaming, sound effect)
Well there’s a punk in the alley and he’s looking for a fight
There’s an arab on the corner buying everything in sight
There’s a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed
Seems that everywhere you look today there’s misery and greed
I guess you know the earth is gonna crash into the sun
But that’s no reason why we shouldn’t have a little fun
So if you think it’s scary, if it’s more than you can take
Just blow out the candles and have a piece of cake
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Wow!
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
(happy birthday!)
And a pinch to grow an inch!

Weird Al Yankovic

A Simple Call

noreply@blogger.com (worldspinner) — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 16:33:00 +0000

A SIMPLE CALL

Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangement. .

Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.

Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tution: I have work for a week, so you need not come for class.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a week I don't have class 'coz my teacher is busy. Lets spend the week together.

Grandpa make call to his secretary: This week I am spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting.

Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss has some work, we cancelled our trip.

Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tution: This week we will have class as usual.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can't give you company.

Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don't worry this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement .

Facts for a Real Friendship

noreply@blogger.com (worldspinner) — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 11:16:00 +0000

Facts for a Real Friendship

Understand that all friendships should be give-and-take relationships. Sometimes that means the give-and-take is unevenly distributed. It's just a fact of life, and if you want to continue relationships with friends who just don't have much to give at this time, you will need to accept it. Sometimes, it really is all on you - sometimes it's you giving 100% while they give 0%, while other times, it seems to be a more equitable balance of 50/50. That's life, and it's normal.

Let them know you welcome all contact with them. Sometimes, friends shy away from calling - they don't want to "bug you," or they think they need a "reason" to call and catch up, or to reach out to you. By making sure your voice is welcoming, or that you respond as soon as possible to emails, etc., you will let them know they don't need any reason to make contact; they can call just to talk, and you'll be glad to hear from them.

Use humor to lighten the situation when you mention it. Going up to your friend as if you are a jealous lover, yelling at him or her, acting all depressed because you feel left out, etc. will not make your friend leap to call more often. It will make him or her run like the wind - who needs the drama? Instead, affect some sort of goofy accent or use some other method of clearly joking - do not be pointed about it, insulting, petulant, etc. Above all, know when to quit - make a quick joke: "Oy, Brandon, you nevah call, you nevah write - what am I to think? That you don't love me, that's what!" And then chuckle, say, "I know you're so busy - but I love to hear from you, I miss you." And drop it. Don't keep it going, just let it go.

Realize that you may be the "needier" friend at a time when your friend needs space. If this is the case, the most successful and best type of friend you can be is an understanding one. If you make repeated attempts to get your buddy to stay in touch, but s/he doesn't, it may be that life's pressures and demands are weighing heavier on your friend than on you. While you may have loads of time and disposable cash, your friend may be struggling financially, or under the load of classes, etc. Rather than burden you with his or her problems, your friend may simply withdraw for a little while, until circumstances ease. Be sensitive to this. It may be a time for you to probe a little ("I'm concerned about you - you've seemed to withdraw for a little bit. Is there a problem I could help with?") or to respect the unspoken request for distance. Just be open and friendly, letting your friend know that when s/he is ready to make contact, you will be there.

Back off. Once you're clear that your friend is not going to reach out or confide in you, but simply seems less into your friendship than you are, back away for the time being. Let your friend struggle through whatever is going on in his or her life without harassment. Let your friend know that you are there and still care for him or her by sending an email every week or two, texting something innocuous, or just calling and leaving a message occasionally. A text like "R u busy? Call me?" is fine. But if s/he doesn't answer, let it go - don't follow up. Or leave a message like "Hey, Jonah, this is Robin. I'm just calling to say hi - we hadn't chatted in a while and I had a few minutes free. I was just hoping to catch up a little. If you get a chance later, give me a call - otherwise, hope everything's okay, and just wanted to let you know I'm thinking of ya. Chat with ya soon." These are non-predatory, non-threatening attempts at contact, and have a sincere message that you care attached. But the caution here is, once you've called and left one message, let that be enough.

Accept reality. Sometimes, distancing Friends from you is your friend's way of letting you know that right now, the friendship just is not a priority to him. If it's tremendously important to you that all friendships be maintained daily, weekly, monthly, etc., then this is not the friend for you. Many friendships naturally drift - that is to say that, sometimes, you are very close to this person, and other times, you have no contact. Many friends of very long-standing have had the experience of falling out of touch with one another for years at a time. Eventually, one friend tracks the other one down, reaches out, and BANG! It's as if no time had passed at all - they resume their friendship. Other times, friends simply grow away, develop other interests, and make other friends, and we lose touch with them permanently.

The important thing to remember is that, once someone is important to you, it's rare that you would simply stop caring about him or her. But it is essential that you accept that all friendship is a two-way volunteer situation. If one no longer volunteers, there's very little the other can do about it. Let your friend go, and treasure what good memories of your friendship you have.